From the AP:
An Alaska man was surprised when police accused him of stealing a car from a gentleman’s club in Fairbanks. The man, 27, explained to officers that he was in his Chevy Cavalier. The only problem, police said, was that he was behind the wheel of a Ford Escort.
How drunk do you have to be to not recognize your own car… and then get into a different model??? Police said that he had a BAC of .166 – which is twice the legal limit, but frankly not all that high. Not high enough for me to take the wrong car, anyway! The poor sap was charged with auto theft, felony driving under the influence and misdemeanor drugs misconduct.
Read all about it here.