Quote of the Day

Kevin: “I need to you teach me [whispering] how to be a liar.”

Ruxin: “[whispering] You don’t need to whisper… we’re at a law firm… [loudly] lying is encouraged here. Look, I’m not your guy for this. You need a low-level maintenance liar like Pete. ‘No, I’ve never been married before.’ ‘Yeah, I definitely own my own home.’ ‘No, this isn’t a cold sore.’ I’m the guy who you come to when you’re ready to perjure yourself to protect an Australian mining consortium.”

Kevin: “Ruxin, you are the best worst person I know.”

– Stephen Rannazzisi and Nick Kroll as
Kevin MacArthur and Rodney Ruxin
on The League

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