Category Archives: Twitter

"Obama says economy not growing fast enough" Really, Einstein? # Congrats Aaron Paul! # You were robbed, Christina! # Cranston wins again. I like the guy, but wish Hamm would win just once! # Is it wrong that I got … Continue reading →

People still use Classmates.com? # TODAY ONLY: Free upgrade to Zappos VIP account, includes FREE overnight shipping for life! http://tinyurl.com/39wjktm # "The Java Update Installer needs to close the following programs to continue: javaw.exe". Normally only Apple installers fail as … Continue reading →

Where is Lawn Guyland? # Wait… Laura Schlessinger is still on the air? # Latest Wii Fit measurement: 201.5 lbs. COME ON BODY, JUST 1.6 LBS. TO GO! # Ah… Apple’s software for Windows STILL sucks. # Did you know … Continue reading →

Just after five today it will be 5:06:07 08-09-10!!! # Quick: name the five NFL teams that aren't named after cities. You have 30 seconds… GO! # The best bass line of all time: "Love Hangover" by Henry Davis. Discuss. … Continue reading →

What happened to DedicatedTV? # Bring back @DedicatedTVnet, you asshole # By reading this, you now have the theme song to "3-2-1 Contact" in your head. # First Caller ID ruins the fun of a harmless prank… next Skynet decides … Continue reading →

"I can use my expense account if I say they're whores." I missed you SO MUCH, Mad Men! # Yaaaa! We're #27 Go USA! http://tinyurl.com/273shg9 # R.I.P. Jack Tatum # @TikiDarling "Miami Vice" suits? Try Antony Price, dear! in reply … Continue reading →

failed at being a plumber today… :( # AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH! Giant black snake under the deck! I wanted to scream like a little girl! # Question: Which golf club is best for killing a snake? I like the compactness of a … Continue reading →

Congrats Spain – a nation that made millions off the backs of African and South American slaves! # Since when does anyone care about @ebertchicago's opinion on anything other than movies? # You replaced Jesus with Jenny McCarthy and Kevin … Continue reading →