Randomness Roundup

- Is that a piece of a spoon from Wendy’s in your lung, or are you just happy to see me?

- Former Russian president Boris Yeltsin was once found wandering outside the White House, drunk, in his boxer shorts, trying a hail a cab to get a pizza.

- A bar in the UK has installed a Breathalyzer near the door… but not for the reasons you might think. It’s to make sure that their patrons are smashed! Anyone leaving the bar at 3am with a BAC of less than .08 will have their cover charge refunded, and the person with the highest BAC of the evening wins free cover for a week.

- Rechargeable batteries are expensive. Which devices are better off with plain old alkaline batteries? Click here to find out.

- Megan Fox is beautiful… but the woman is crazy and amazingly stupid.