How Tina Fey Got Her Scar

Comedienne Tina Fey has a prominent scar on her face. She’s never revealed how she got that scar, and that’s caused a flurry of speculation on the Interwebs. Hell, there’s even a whole website – the Tina Fey Scar Detective – dedicated to finding out what happened.

Obsessive Internet geeks will no longer have to guess what happened. In the January issue of Vanity Fair magazine, Jeff Richmond (Fey’s husband), says that “a stranger slashed Fey’s face when she was 5 years old… in the front yard of her house”. Richmond further states that “[the] scar was fascinating to me. This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life”. For her part, Fey always felt that talking about the attack would feel like exploiting it, and that’s why she’s kept quiet about it all these years. Well, that, and it bothers her parents, who feel somewhat responsible for the attack.

Oh, and Fey is on the cover, too. Yowza!!!

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Eva Amurri: Butterface

By now, everyone on the planet – even your grandma – has heard the word “butterface”, a not-so-nice slang term for a woman with an attractive body but less than attractive face (hence, “but her face!” = “butterface”). Pointless aside: such women are sometimes referred to as BOBFOCs in the UK, which stands for “Body Off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch” (Britain’s version of Cops).

There’s no better example of a butterface than Eva Amurri, the daughter of Italian director Franco Amurri and American actress Susan Sarandon. Her face isn’t horrible, but it’s nothing to write home about, either. Her body, on the other hand, is slammin’:

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I *love* Katy Perry

There, I said it: I love Katy Perry. Although it might come as a disappointment to my fans and friends, it probably doesn’t come as much of a surprise. Katy is cute and sassy. She has her own “kooky” style that reminds me of the girls that worked at Junkman’s Daughter in the 80s (or maybe Zooey Dechanel). She easily wins the “Nicest Rack In Pop Music Since Jewel” award, and (most importantly), she’s brought back good old fashioned, God-fearin’ pop music. Seriously. I challenge anyone to listen to “Hot ‘N Cold” and not think it’s the most infectious piece of pop music since Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping” (and it’s far less annoying, too!). I even like the “Hot ‘N Cold” music video, something I haven’t been able to say about a song for ten years!

Oh, did I mention that she’s cute?

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Erin Andrews

College basketball season is starting up soon. I’m not much of a hoops fan (NFL for life, yo), but I do enjoy watching a bit of the college game. And that enjoyment is greatly enhanced by the work of sideline reporter Erin Andrews. Named “America’s Sexiest Sportscaster” by Playboy magazine in 2007 (Brent Musburger lost??), Andrews is a graduate of the University of Florida. She worked for Turner Sports covering the Atlanta Hawks, Thrashers and Braves before getting her big break at ESPN. And yes, she’s really hot:

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Kate Winslet: Wow!

There’s a brouhaha a brewin’ over pictures of Kate Winslet that appear in the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. Kate looks good in these pictures. I mean, she looks goooooddd. So good, in fact, that many in the media wondered if they weren’t heavily airbrushed (or, more likely these days, photoshopped). Winslet’s people have strenuously denied the claims. I don’t care one way or the other – even with some photoshopping, Kate’s still got it:

Canadian Hottie!

This is Nazneen Contractor, a Canadian actress currently appearing on The Border, a CBC (Canadian) knockoff of Spooks or 24:

Sadly, this picture cannot convey her best asset: her sexy voice. If you ever get a chance to watch The Border, you should really check it out, if only to see Nazneen!

January Jones: Goddess

OK, I promise that I’ll stop posting Mad Men stuff… but I just had to post these beautiful pictures of January Jones from an unknown photoshoot. I think Betty Draper, her character on Mad Men, is a modern day Grace Kelly… and is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Outside of the “Betty Draper” character, however, January Jones is usually less than impressive… especially in candid shots. I think she needs a new stylist. At any rate, I saw these online last night, and she looks really good in them, so I thought I’d share:

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Heather Locklear Gets a DUI

Heather Locklear was popped for a DUI Saturday night. According to published reports, Locklear tested negative for alcohol but was “acting strangely”, including “driving back and forth over a pair of sunglasses on the pavement and revving her engine”. She later “stopped her car on the street and stumbled into the traffic lane”:

I don’t know about you, but that mugshot makes me think she’s definitely under the influence of something!

Read more about it here.