Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-18

  • I’m at US Post Office (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/YQEhFSdh #
  • I’m at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/sHgsopqg #
  • @JackBox Because, traditionally, “partly cloudy” was used at night. #
  • @stoya Keebler Fudge Shoppe Coconut Dreams #
  • @OfficialKat Woo-Hoo!! #
  • @JDwyer27: Good morning to you, too! hehehe #GoJackets #SteelersNation #
  • @petzilla We’ll be there before 11 on Saturday! Bringing @Calman3000 with us, too! 🙂 #
  • @calman3000 Holy fuck! I want those sliders! #
  • Anyone explain why Android thinks “Lisa Smith” and “Elizabeth Smith” are the same person, even though it’s 2 diff. contacts? #
  • @emmyrossum No help from me: I think you’ll be gorgeous no matter what you with your hair! 🙂 #
  • I’m at Carson’s Dry Cleaners and Laundry (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/3fYSDmMQ #
  • I’m at Walmart Supercenter (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/cisJVmeR #
  • I’m at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/sQ9ulZkP #
  • I swear, Marilyn Hagerty’s restaurant reviews are something right out of The Onion. #
  • “Uh, would you say we’d be venturing into a zone… of danger?” #Archer #
  • “It’s not like an ox is all that smart to begin with, so a moronic ox is just really setting the bar, like, super low.” #Archer #
  • Stupid night sweats! “Ahhh!!! Cobras!!!” #
  • @petzilla Sorry, I’m on #TeamNightSweats #
  • @Soledad_OBrien quit lying about CRT. Correct the record, and apologize to @joelpollak and his wife. #vetthemedia #
  • I’m at Jerry’s (South Point, North Carolina) http://t.co/WBCQNqX6 #
  • I’m at Pointe Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/rCkPBkJ9 #
  • Bwhahaha! Duke sucks! #
  • @calman3000 Could be worse… it could be Facebook for Android! #
  • Woo-Hoo! RT @GTAthletics: Baseball. Danny Hall Gets 1,000th Win As No. 20 Jackets Rout Hokies, 12-3 #
  • @calman3000 New Garbage track: http://t.co/z3U3PGV4 #
  • BEGIN PREGAME SHOW #
  • “Hi folks! Jim Cofer here and this… is… THE DRUNKENING!” #
  • “I’ve just gotten out of the shower and am here in a towel (I know.. SEXY!). Calvin has just gotten here.” #
  • “I’m gonna shave and get the hell outta here. You’ll kinow when THE DRUNKENING starts when you see the ‘I’m at Sir Ed’s’ tweet.” #
  • I’m at Bojangles’ Famous Chicken ‘n Biscuits (Charlotte, NC) http://t.co/BguAa1Zb #
  • At Bojangles on Wood lawn, waiting on Ashley.. #
  • I’m at Sir Edmund Halley’s (Charlotte, NC) http://t.co/HW8npTDy #
  • Hurry up and open already! #
  • Woo-hoo! First ones in the pub! #
  • Yaaaaaaa! William is here! #
  • Sweet birthday gift from Ashley and Regis http://t.co/oAuAEBvH #
  • Sir Red’s St. Patrick’s menu http://t.co/fwWuxrcb #
  • My hunny! http://t.co/c40r4AkG #
  • Ashley gets funky! http://t.co/WH5KtCc3 #
  • OMG! There’s an Indian midget here! I’ll be chasing him for his Lucky Charms later! #
  • Lisa to Ashley: “Feel my hard ass! Feel it again!” #
  • Geoff is here!!! #
  • WTF? Where are the coasters? #
  • The Infinite Loop of Goah! #
  • The Wooleys are here! #
  • Why are they singing “Carol of the Bells”? #
  • That beer is 12% pee, ya know! #
  • Ashley doesn’t want to live in a world without meat. I agree! #
  • The bagpipes are here… stray cats atr scared! #
  • Sorry for the absence – already need to charge the phone! #
  • Still charging… and stole Calvin’s Diet Coke! #
  • Fuck those imperialist bastards! #
  • William is like… the coolest dude ever! #
  • She’s got a mouth full of pudding… #
  • Flip your thing over and reverse it! #
  • Jesus… 3/4 lit, and it’s not even 1400 yet! #
  • One night in Belmont and your girlfriend’s pregnant… #
  • Oh God… burping the colostomy talk… #
  • What? It’s St Patrick’s Day? #
  • It’s funny to go from inside Sir Eds to outside in the light of day… #
  • WTF Tweetdeck? #
  • Nurse Krapl is so bad… #
  • Yaaaaa! William is coming to Las Vegas! #
  • OMG! The Torrid Anus Reunion! #
  • Any movie featuring Jack Black being tortured is OK with me! #
  • Is just me, or are these Irish dancers less excited to be here every year? #
  • Who wants to do the 40 yard dash… across her ass? #
  • OMG! Precious kitties! #
  • Oh shit.. are we gooimg to Wick low Place? #
  • MAn… fuck @heyred704 #
  • You have a baby… in a bar! #
  • Oh man… I just had a corned beef sandwich and fries… I feel much better! #
  • Let’s go Pens! #
  • Who pooped in the what now? #
  • Jesus… man… just… Jesus. #
  • Sassafras! Holy crap..
    Drunkening… #
  • William… where are you? #
  • To the early 20s girl who’s been staring at me for 30 minutes… thank you! #
  • It’s the final countdown… #
  • Ah… the eternal debate: Gillian Jacobs vs
    Alison Brie… #
  • Sorry fuckers… “USC” is So Cal.. #

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