What a Crappy Coupon!

Sorry if I haven’t posted much in the past couple of days. I’m feeling a bit under the weather. I am, however, feeling better and hope to get some new articles out in the next couple of days!

OK, so this coupon (and all its crappiness) hit the web a couple of weeks ago, but I thought I’d share it with you anyway. It’s from Macy’s and boy is it a stinker:

 Stupid Macy’s Coupon

First of all, the coupon was only valid on Friday and Saturday, September 7 and 8, 2007 and until 1pm on those days only. But then the restrictions start:

“VALID ON REGULAR, SALE & CLEARANCE PRICES IN STORE ONLY. COUPON CAN ONLY BE USED ONCE AND IS LIMITED TO ONE PER CUSTOMER. COUPON IS NOT VALID ON MORNING SPECIALS AND MUST BE SURRENDERED AT TIME OF PURCHASE.”

OK… sounds fair, so far, right? But then this starts:

“Cannot be combined with any savings pass, extra discount, or credit offer, except opening a new Macy’s account. Excludes Prior Purchases; Special Orders; Specials; Super Buys; Everyday Values; Cosmetics; Fragrances; Watches; Sunglasses; Optical; American Rag; I.N.C; Levi’s; Dockers; Lauren; Ralph Lauren; Michael Kors Shoes and Handbags; Coach; Dooney & Bourke; Juicy Couture Shoes, Handbags and Accessories; Cole Haan; Bridge and Designer Shoes and Handbags; Designer Intimate Apparel; DKNY, Material London, Buffalo, Hugo Boss, Claiborne, Nautica, Perry Ellis and Tasso Elba Men; Polo, Guess, Kenneth Cole, and Lacoste Men and Kids; Tommy Hilfiger Shoes, Men and Home; Tommy Bahama and Calvin Klein Men and Home; Kate Spade; Vera Wang; Martha Stewart Collection; Bedding by Barbara Barry; Michael Kors and Natori; Waterford; Baccarat; Lalique; China Dinnerware and Gifts; Regular price Crystal and Silver; Wüsthof; All-Clad; Henckels; Lladró; Electrics and Electronics; Holiday Lane Trim; Furniture; Area Rugs; Mattresses; Lease Departments; Gift Registry Kiosks; Restaurants; Macy’s Gift Cards; Gift Wrap; Services; Payment on Macy’s Credit Account; macysweddingchannel.com and macys.com.”

What the hell? Can you use the coupon for anything Macy’s sells?

Thanks for NOTHING, guys!

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