30 Rock: “Sandwich Day”

And the funniest show on television keeps rolling! First things first, though:

30 Rock - Sandwich Day

Anyone who says that Tina Fey isn’t hot is a moron. There, I said it. I’ll say it no more. I think I’ve made my point. Some of the great lines\scenes from this episode:

Jena: “A drinking contest? What am I, 12 and at my boyfriend’s frat party?”

Liz, about Floyd’s lie: “You used Ghostbusters for evil!”

Jonathan: “What about your friends in the Bush administration?”
Jack: “Has it gotten that bad? I’d rather work for an American car company than jump on that sinking ship.”

Floyd: “I’m like the Cleveland version of Michael Clayton.”
Liz: “Well… I hope your car explodes!”

Jack, on how he spent his day: “I even tried to catch a snowflake on the tip of my tongue but apparently that’s some sort of signal in Chelsea.”

Kenneth: “It’s against my beliefs! Like gambling and freeway driving.”
Tracy: “And I can’t drink! I still got my Hollywood sock on!”

Jack, trying to shock Geiss out of his coma: “Hillary Clinton is President, sir!”

Floyd: “Do you want to get dinner at that BBQ place where you puked?”
Liz: “You’ll have to be more specific.”

Jack, to Kathy Geiss: “You know, Mark Walberg hates unicorns.”

Jena: “No, I’ve had ten shots today.”

Liz: “I wolfed my teamster sub for you.”
Floyd: “Is that a saying?”

Jack, talking about the Teamsters: “You’ll have to beat them in a drinking contest… it’s in their contract.”

Liz walking slowly on her treadmill whilst eating a McDonald’s caramel sundae.

Kenneth: “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Tracy: “Please ask my permission before you quote me, Kenneth.”

Floyd: “Last week a tornado in Cleveland wiped out an entire city block: a bowling alley, two liquor stores, and the liquor store museum.”


The 12th floor…

Kathy Geiss trying to push the bathroom door open…

The newsreader saying that the tornado in Detroit has put out the fires…

The flashback to Liz playing D&D in college…

Jonathan’s “FRIENDS 4EVA!!!” poster for Jack…

Damn, that show’s funny!


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