The Police Beat

When police arrived, they saw a stopped, running car at a green light, facing eastbound on Speedway.When the officer approached the car, he saw the woman was asleep, with her dress pulled up to her stomach and her underwear pulled down to her mid-thighs.

The officer knocked on the window several times. She did not respond, so he opened the door and began to shake her arm. Upon opening the door, he saw a three-quarters-empty bottle of Sailor Jerry Navy Rum on the floorboard of the passenger side. There was a strong odor of intoxicants coming from the woman and the car.

After about two minutes of trying to wake her up, she awoke, saying, “No, Clint, not right now.”

via Police Beat – News.

5 Replies to “The Police Beat”

  1. i seem to remember 2 15 yr.olds named Jim and Richard who were charged with minor in poss. of alcohol. Hmm…..remember the essay…i also remember the the girls fine who stupid enough to speed through duluth and run a stop sign….My famous quote. while were counting words you were counting 10’s and 20’s.

  2. Dude – that was so stupid. 60mph through downtown Duluth at 11:30 on a Friday night… while running the light at 23 & 120? With two drunk minors and a crapload of wine coolers in the car? Smart! 🙂

  3. yes indeed it was. but keep in mind this is the same girl who 1. dated me for 3 yrs(yikes for her) and the lasttime i saw her was about have her 5th(yes thats five) abortion and was sad that she would never be able to have kids after that. WELL BITCH try a rubber nexttime. Sheesh. So stupid maybe isnt strong enough a word for her. I will never forget the P.O. we had to see and the sign behind his desk that read “My lawyer can beat up your lawyer” whata waste of a good buzz that night and i was gonna get laid too. i just reread my post and from know on i must edit before posting. I wonder what ever became of her. I assume she is the queen of someone’s doublewide trailer. Wish me luck….today i have to go to s-ville court to request a 30 ext. on a fine I owe those bloodsuckers. Cheers

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