Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-28

  • Two words that aren’t funny by themselves, but *hilarious* together: anal jihad! #
  • Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click – #
  • OMG! I found out today that I like sweet potato casserole… as long as you put so much brown sugar and pecans in it that it tastes like … #
  • “No sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burg … #
  • Working on my Firefox keywords… exciting, I know! #
  • BETTER OFF TED returns to ABC tonight! PLEASE watch… it’s a hilarious show that really needs a chance! #
  • Going to do errands soon. Fun, fun! #
  • Joanna Krupa goes off on Terrell Owens on the set of “The Superstars” (NSFW): #
  • Back outside to clean another litter box in 90F heat! #
  • Michael Jackson dead? Wow… didn’t see that coming! #
  • Oh… so “Randy Jackson” (Michael Jackson’s brother) and “Randy Jackson” (the American Idol judge) are two different persons. Gotcha. #
  • Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina. #
  • @tsanijones Stop lying! Everyone had grandparents, so you HAD to get a copy of “Thriller” from one of them for Christmas or a birthday! #
  • @tsanijones Well, Lionel Ritchie *was* the devil! #
  • @tsanijones I got 2 copies of “Thriiler” one X-Mas, one from one grandma, and another from my other grandparents. I was less than excited! #
  • @tsanijones “Well, the guy at the record store said all the kids are listening to this!” #
  • OK, I’m officially DONE with all the Michael Jackson news and tributes. #
  • “If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe.” – Carl Sagan #
  • Schlitz and fried food at The Penguin! #

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