- TFLN: there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen #
- TFLN: "you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to 'man up' when it cried" #
- Hangover + Dead Kennedys on Sunday. Thanks, iPod Shuffle! #
- The 5 worst words ever uttered in English: "The Star Wars Holiday Special"! #
- Who is "Ed Balls" and why does he make British headlines so funny? #
- "I'm ready." Uh-huh! 😉 #
- "Sending out an Esso Blue…" #
- Banana Bread Beer! http://ping.fm/Cf1Yi #
- "Just to remind you folks… we're closing at midnight tonight." #
- I survived IKEA! 😉 #
- "So, my story: I'm in the strip club with Charles Barkley and one of the hobbits…" #
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