From Texts From Last Night, one of my favorite sites:
(416): you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and “its a girl” balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters ‘aarons party’. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
my fav text from last nite is He has me in his phone as good ass to tap…thats a classic