Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-15

  • @heyred704 Tell that to Indira Gandhi, Margaret Thatcher and Golda Meir! #
  • @BelmontRocks It's FEWER misspelled words! :p #
  • I'm doing a LIVE Internet radio show tomorrow night! Details here: http://tinyurl.com/3avvav6 #
  • Not an Obama fan by any means, but THIS pisses me off in a big way: http://tinyurl.com/3dsr4gv 🙂 #
  • Driving home today, I saw a guy who looked EXACTLY like Gary from "Bachelor Party". The hair, the 'stache, the clothes… everything! #
  • The news said Bin Laden lived in that compound with 3 wives and 19 kids. Jesus, he probably BEGGED the SEALS to shoot him! #
  • The news says Bin Laden lived with 3 wives and 19 kids at that compound. Jesus, he probably BEGGED the SEALS to shoot him! #
  • You know you're getting older when you stop adding the phrase "for an older woman" to comments. Dana Delany is just "hot" now. #
  • Lisa: "Is he gay?" Me: "He's singing Nina Simone. What do you think?" #
  • On the way home: Lisa: "OMG! You're NOT playing Katy Perry!" Lisa then sings every word of "Teenage Dream" and "California Gurls" #

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