- Woo-hoo! I’ve been alive for 14,976 days today! You know what’d make it perfect? UNC losing to FSU! Go Noles! #
- I’m at Midwood Smokehouse (Charlotte, NC) http://t.co/L8rnreP8 #
- I need a nap! #MidwoodSmokehouse #
- My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Marsheaux (6), The Jam (4) & Saint Etienne (4) http://t.co/6xmXsQXb #
- @Soledad_Obrien is either an idiot or a liar. Plain and simple. #
- @Soledad_OBrien When are you going to apologize to @JoelPollak and his wife? #
- @Soledad_OBrien Still waiting on that apology to @JoelPollak… #
- @Soledad_OBrien Still waiting on that apology to @JoelPollak… Tick tock tick tock… #
- I’m at CVS Pharmacy (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/mGJfPiYo #
- I’m at Kangaroo Express / Marathon (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/RAwwnKdu #
- I’m at Aldi (South Point, North Carolina) http://t.co/x9bbv8r4 #
- I’m at Roll Your Own Cigarettes Depot (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/MuYFVUUT #
- I’m at Carson’s Dry Cleaners and Laundry http://t.co/RSd3jz7n #
- I’m at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/sHiUrnU9 #
- The relief you feel when you realize the giant crack in your smartphone’s screen is just a stray hair and light playing tricks on you… #
- I’m at US Post Office (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/YQEhFSdh #
- I’m at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/sHgsopqg #
- @JackBox Because, traditionally, “partly cloudy” was used at night. #
- @stoya Keebler Fudge Shoppe Coconut Dreams #
- @OfficialKat Woo-Hoo!! #
- @JDwyer27: Good morning to you, too! hehehe #GoJackets #SteelersNation #
- @petzilla We’ll be there before 11 on Saturday! Bringing @Calman3000 with us, too! 🙂 #
- @calman3000 Holy fuck! I want those sliders! #
- Anyone explain why Android thinks “Lisa Smith” and “Elizabeth Smith” are the same person, even though it’s 2 diff. contacts? #
- @emmyrossum No help from me: I think you’ll be gorgeous no matter what you with your hair! 🙂 #
- I’m at Carson’s Dry Cleaners and Laundry (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/3fYSDmMQ #
- I’m at Walmart Supercenter (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/cisJVmeR #
- I’m at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/sQ9ulZkP #
- I swear, Marilyn Hagerty’s restaurant reviews are something right out of The Onion. #
- “Uh, would you say we’d be venturing into a zone… of danger?” #Archer #
- “It’s not like an ox is all that smart to begin with, so a moronic ox is just really setting the bar, like, super low.” #Archer #
- Stupid night sweats! “Ahhh!!! Cobras!!!” #
- @petzilla Sorry, I’m on #TeamNightSweats #
- @Soledad_OBrien quit lying about CRT. Correct the record, and apologize to @joelpollak and his wife. #vetthemedia #
- I’m at Jerry’s (South Point, North Carolina) http://t.co/WBCQNqX6 #
- I’m at Pointe Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/rCkPBkJ9 #
- Bwhahaha! Duke sucks! #
- @calman3000 Could be worse… it could be Facebook for Android! #
- Woo-Hoo! RT @GTAthletics: Baseball. Danny Hall Gets 1,000th Win As No. 20 Jackets Rout Hokies, 12-3 #
- @calman3000 New Garbage track: http://t.co/z3U3PGV4 #
- BEGIN PREGAME SHOW #
- “Hi folks! Jim Cofer here and this… is… THE DRUNKENING!” #
- “I’ve just gotten out of the shower and am here in a towel (I know.. SEXY!). Calvin has just gotten here.” #
- “I’m gonna shave and get the hell outta here. You’ll kinow when THE DRUNKENING starts when you see the ‘I’m at Sir Ed’s’ tweet.” #
- I’m at Bojangles’ Famous Chicken ‘n Biscuits (Charlotte, NC) http://t.co/BguAa1Zb #
- At Bojangles on Wood lawn, waiting on Ashley.. #
- I’m at Sir Edmund Halley’s (Charlotte, NC) http://t.co/HW8npTDy #
- Hurry up and open already! #
- Woo-hoo! First ones in the pub! #
- Yaaaaaaa! William is here! #
- Sweet birthday gift from Ashley and Regis http://t.co/oAuAEBvH #
- Sir Red’s St. Patrick’s menu http://t.co/fwWuxrcb #
- My hunny! http://t.co/c40r4AkG #
- Ashley gets funky! http://t.co/WH5KtCc3 #
- OMG! There’s an Indian midget here! I’ll be chasing him for his Lucky Charms later! #
- Lisa to Ashley: “Feel my hard ass! Feel it again!” #
- Geoff is here!!! #
- WTF? Where are the coasters? #
- The Infinite Loop of Goah! #
- The Wooleys are here! #
- Why are they singing “Carol of the Bells”? #
- That beer is 12% pee, ya know! #
- Ashley doesn’t want to live in a world without meat. I agree! #
- The bagpipes are here… stray cats atr scared! #
- Sorry for the absence – already need to charge the phone! #
- Still charging… and stole Calvin’s Diet Coke! #
- Fuck those imperialist bastards! #
- William is like… the coolest dude ever! #
- She’s got a mouth full of pudding… #
- Flip your thing over and reverse it! #
- Jesus… 3/4 lit, and it’s not even 1400 yet! #
- One night in Belmont and your girlfriend’s pregnant… #
- Oh God… burping the colostomy talk… #
- What? It’s St Patrick’s Day? #
- It’s funny to go from inside Sir Eds to outside in the light of day… #
- WTF Tweetdeck? #
- Nurse Krapl is so bad… #
- Yaaaaa! William is coming to Las Vegas! #
- OMG! The Torrid Anus Reunion! #
- Any movie featuring Jack Black being tortured is OK with me! #
- Is just me, or are these Irish dancers less excited to be here every year? #
- Who wants to do the 40 yard dash… across her ass? #
- OMG! Precious kitties! #
- Oh shit.. are we gooimg to Wick low Place? #
- MAn… fuck @heyred704 #
- You have a baby… in a bar! #
- Oh man… I just had a corned beef sandwich and fries… I feel much better! #
- Let’s go Pens! #
- Who pooped in the what now? #
- Jesus… man… just… Jesus. #
- Sassafras! Holy crap..
Drunkening… # - William… where are you? #
- To the early 20s girl who’s been staring at me for 30 minutes… thank you! #
- It’s the final countdown… #
- Ah… the eternal debate: Gillian Jacobs vs
Alison Brie… # - Sorry fuckers… “USC” is So Cal.. #
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