- RT @mattytalks: Ladies call me "Music Industry" because I peaked in the 90's, can't handle change and want to harass you on the Internet! #
- Not nearly as good as I hoped. http://t.co/EHRKtx9q #
- In honor of the "Breaking Bad" premiere… chili! http://t.co/2Uckfo38 #
- @MandaSwaggie No dumbass. Some terrorists AREN'T Muslim: http://t.co/lreRKWpD #
- My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: This Mortal Coil (10), 10,000 Maniacs (9) & Brian Eno (6) http://t.co/6xmSVgWh #
- iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note > Blackberry #
- @1outside She's blonde-ish. Sometimes she has brown roots showing. #
- I'm at Jerry's (Belmont, North Carolina) http://t.co/GwXV342O #
- I'm at Aldi (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/5YHRxVn8 #
- I'm at Pointe Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/QwGxdFdY #
- Win a virgin mobile 3G/4G broadband2go device @njtech http://t.co/Ca8RjE9m #
- @petzilla Yep! #TuneInRadio rocks! #
- Wooohooo I am using the awesome @scopeapp you should check it out — http://t.co/cpcohUvk #
- I'm at Regal Stonecrest Piper Glen 22 (Charlotte, NC) http://t.co/nhPqUnzK #
- I'm at Jerry's (Belmont, North Carolina) http://t.co/KzH2UabI #
- OMG! Dark Knight ROCKED! Two bat-thumbs up! #
- "Steelers Release OT Jonathan Scott" BEST DAY EVER! #
- I'm at Pointe Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/sPhSUqoz #
- @GillianJacobs So sorry for your loss, Gillian. >hugs!< #
- @MandaSwaggie Tasteless and classless. #
- @scootette How very smug and self-righteous of you! #
- I'm at Murphy USA (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/JXV3Ija1 #
- @AlbertBrooks You haven't been funny for years, and no one cares what you think about "assault" weapons. Not an NRA member, BTW. #
- WSOC's local newcast needs more commercials! #
- @BorowitzReport Dear Liberal Internet People: Maybe choose another day to make anti-gun statements. Sincerely, Good Taste #
- @AlbertBrooks Well, to be honest, you WERE the best thing about S4 of "Weeds"! #
- I'm at Pointe Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/BTDNs2bb #
- has the theme to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" in his head. No you do, too! #
- RT @MandaSwaggie I hope your mother hangs herself while biting your dad's cock off. I also hope you die of herpes you retarded accident. #
- @seif69 OH NO! A PHISH FAN DOESN'T LIKE ME! http://t.co/fVgrupb2 #
- @bentsinister BWHAHAHAHA!!! Love the old SNL reference! #
- @emartinie Are you being serious? Is this a woosh? #
- @JD_Meadows And I don't care about your opinion of my opinion of his opinion. #
- @TDS_Matt Classy! #
- @emartinie Nastiness? Did you read his tweet? You don't think using tweets for political purposes before the corpses are cold is 'nasty'? #
- RT @katyperry: Give piece of ass a chance. #
- @MandaSwaggie How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts. #
- @LaMarrWoodley Agree! #
- I'm at Great Wall Of China South (Charlotte, NC) http://t.co/kcWWwzdS #
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