Hey, ya’ll! Simon here! Wow, was last weekend WILD or what? Yes, there was the Monday Night game everyone was talking about… But how about this: last weekend was the first time Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, Aaron Rodgers and Ben Roethlisberger all lost in the same weekend! I guess that’s why I went 8-8 last week and am a middling 26-22 so far! Here are my picks for week 4!
[NOTE: Simon regrets that he was a ton of stuff to do this week and is too busy welcoming a new baby sister to write up his usual sassy commentary. He did, however, provide his picks.]
Cleveland at Baltimore: “Are you serious? Bet it all on the Ravens!”
Carolina at Atlanta: “Pffft! Atlanta’s looking too good! Take the Falcons!”
New England at Buffalo: “The Patriots will want revenge!”
Minnesota at Detroit: “Take the Lions at home.. Rawr!”
San Diego at Kansas City: “Could be a toss-up.. I’m leaning towards the Chargers.”
Seattle at St. Louis: “After Monday, I’m a believer in the Seahawks!”
San Francisco at New York Jets: “My 49ers will get it done.”
Tennessee at Houston: “Should be a bloodbath; go with the Texans.”
Oakland at Denver: “I take the Broncos… with glee!”
Miami at Arizona: “Are the Cards giant-killers? I’ll take them.”
Cincinnati at Jacksonville: “Yep, the Bengals will win this one.”
New Orleans at Green Bay: “The Packers will vent their frustration on the Aints!”
Washington at Tampa Bay: “I think the Redskins bounce back this week!”
New York Giants at Philadelphia: “I take the Giants, but not by much”.
Chicago at Dallas: “If this was in Chicago and Forte was healthy, I’d pick the Bears. But it’s not and he’s not, so I’m taking the Cowboys!”.
I hope ya’ll enjoy the picks! See ya’ll next week!
– The Simon