Hey, y’all! Simon here! Well, I went 11-5 AGAIN last week, and am 137-70 for the season. And I’m actually busy planning some festive holiday brunches this week and have no time to do my regular full picks. Sorry ’bout that! Here’s a list of my picks, though, just so you can use them if you need ’em!
Cincinnati at Philadelphia: Kitties always beat birds! Take the Bengals!
New York Giants at Atlanta: Apparently giants can beats birds, too. Take the Giants!
Green Bay at Chicago: Go green! Take the Packers!
Washington at Cleveland: The Skins will win! Take the Redskins!
Minnesota at St. Louis: I like Vikes on spikes! Take the Vikings!
Jacksonville at Miami: Kitties are smart… but not smarter Dolphins!
Tampa Bay at New Orleans: I guess you can put the ‘S’ back in front of their name: take the Saints!
Denver at Baltimore: Peyton goes bird hunting, highlights at 11! Take the Broncos!
Indianapolis at Houston: It’s hard to beat the Texans at home. Take the Texans!
Seattle at Buffalo: I don’t know how a bird would take down a bison, but it’s happening. Take the Seahawks!
Detroit at Arizona: The last nail in the Whiz’s coffin! Take the Lions!
Carolina at San Diego: Norv’s on the way out, but they’ll take out the Panthers! Take the Chargers!
Pittsburgh at Dallas: This depends on which two teams show up. I’ll take the Steelers, because they have Liverpool Syndrome*, but wouldn’t be surprised if the Cowboys won, either.
Kansas City at Oakland: Yaaaaaar! Take the Raiders to win this one!
San Francisco at New England: Wow! Good game! Take the Patriots at home, though.
New York Jets at Tennessee: The Monday Night Football game no one will watch. Take the Titans.
* – For the past several years, the Liverpool Football Club has played well against quality opponents like Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United. But they’ve really struggled against mediocre opponents like Queen’s Park Rangers. Does that sound familiar, Steelers fans?
Hope y’all enjoy the picks!