Miss Lisa’s Cheese Biscuits!

My hunny makes these awesome cheese biscuits for family gatherings and parties. The amazing thing about them is that there are any left to take to the party after she’s done making them! Lisa and I both wait near the oven and greedily munch these things up by the handful when they’re done!

Ingredients:

1 lb. grated cheese
1 lb. softened butter
3 cups flour
ΒΌ tbsp. salt
cayenne pepper (to taste)
A splash of milk (see below)

Hardware:

1 large mixing bowl
Parchment paper
Cookie sheet(s)

1) Preheat oven to 425F.

2) Mix all ingredients (except the milk) together, but don’t over-mix. Once you’ve done so, you’ll probably find that the mixture is too dry to make any kind of “dough”. If so, add tiny amounts of milk – a little as you possibly can – until the mixture holds together.

3) Place parchment on a cookie sheet, then put the biscuits on them. You can simply spoon them on the paper one at a time, or you can cut the corner off a Ziploc bag and pipe the dough into lengths if you wanna get all fancy.

4) Bake at 425 for about 8 minutes.

Clam Dip!

If you like seafood, you’ll love this dip! It’s been a hit at family functions and Super Bowl parties for years!

Ingredients:

2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese
2 (8 ounce) cans minced clams, drained
3 green onions, finely chopped
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1 (1 pound) loaf round sourdough bread

Hardware:

1 mixing bowl
1 knife
1 spatula *or* latex gloves (see below)

1) Preheat oven to 350F.

2) In a mixing bowl, combine cream cheese, green onions, clams and lemon juice.

3) Cut the top out of the bread and hollow the bread out.

4) Pour the clam mixture into the bread bowl. You can use a spatula for this, but I prefer just using my hands, as I can easily mold the cream cheese mixture to fit all the nooks and crannies of the bread. I also prefer wearing latex gloves when doing this – not only is it more sanitary, it’s just less messy for me when I wear the gloves!

5) Place the top back on the bread bowl and bake for 60 minutes.

6) Serve with the bread you removed from the loaf when hollowing it out.

Scotch Eggs

Leave it to the Scots to take something somewhat healthy – the hardboiled egg – and make it as unhealthy as possible! Having said that, if you’ve never had a Scotch Egg, you’ve just GOTTA try one… they’re absolutely delicious!

Ingredients:

1 pound bulk pork sausage
1 tablespoon fresh chopped parsley
1 tablespoon grated onion (or onion powder)
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
4 hard-cooked eggs (shelled)
1/2 cup fine dry breadcrumbs

Hardware:

1 bowl
1 glass baking dish

1) Preheat oven to 350F.

2) Combine sausage, parsley, onion, cinnamon and nutmeg; mix well.

3) Divide sausage mixture into 4 portions; shape into patties.

4) Place one egg atop each patty, shaping the sausage mixture around egg till completely covered.

5) Roll each sausage-covered egg in breadcrumbs.

6) Bake for 15-20 minutes until golden brown.

Waikiki Meatballs

Although this dish was probably invented for luaus and summertime backyard barbeques, the great taste and awesome aroma of this dish will be appreciated at parties year ’round!

I found a version of the recipe below on the Internet. One cool thing about it is that it uses frozen meatballs, whereas just about every other recipe I could find uses fresh meatballs. I don’t know about you, but the thought of making 70 or 80 meatballs by hand is simply too much. On the other hand, if you want to make it all from scratch, you can – just find a good meatball recipe and combine it with this.

Also, this recipe is very flexible. You can make it the day before and reheat it on the stovetop or in a slow cooker, you can make it several hours beforehand and let the Crock Pot do all the work for you… or you could even make it straightaway for your guests! Just be sure to have lots of toothpicks – these meatballs will be POPULAR!

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Delaying Vista Activation

Windows Vista comes with the same annoying “product activation” that Windows XP does… but with one crucial difference. Vista has the hidden ability to reset the activation countdown timer up to four times. So instead of the 30 days of activation-free use that Windows XP offers, you can get as much as 120 days with Windows Vista. This was especially welcome news to me, as I needed to add an extra gig of RAM to my system to make Vista run a bit more smoothly. I’d had Vista installed for 28 days now, and so had only 2 days left before activation was required. Because local RAM prices were completely insane, I had to order the memory online. And since I would have had to activate Vista in 2 days, I would have had to pay insane amounts of money for overnight shipping. But with this trick, I just reset the countdown timer and had an extra 30 days to worry about it.

To reset the activation counter in Windows Vista:

1. Click on the Start button and and type “Cmd” (without quotes) in Start Search box. DO NOT press enter yet!
2. Press on Ctrl+Shift+Enter to open Command Prompt (this is crucial, as it allows the following commands to run as the local Administrator).
3. At the command prompt, type slmgr -rearm and then press the ENTER key.
4. Type EXIT and press the ENTER key to exit the command prompt, then reboot your computer.

When you come back from the reboot, you should now have 30 full days to use Vista again before you have to activate. You can run the rearm command up to 4 times, giving you a total of 120 days of Vista use before you are required to activate the OS. It’s important to understand that this command will reset the counter back to 30 days only; if you currently have 15 days left and run this command, you’ll have 30 days left before activation\rearming is required – not 45 days.

Secure Printing

We’ve all needed to print something “sensitive” at one point in our careers. Perhaps it was a list of dirty jokes, a job offer from another company, or maybe even a gossipy email that you want to use against a coworker later on. Maybe it was sensitive work-related material, like a list of employee salaries or heath insurance information. Whatever the document may be, we’ve all done the exact same thing when we needed to print it: gotten the print dialogue box up on the screen, stood up at our desks and extended our arms as far as possible, clicked “print”, then ran a mad dash to the copy room in hopes that someone else wasn’t in there already. Some folks skip this by waiting until late in the day to print sensitive documents. Others are lucky and can requisition a “personal printer” for their office or cubicle. The rest of us are stuck with the mad dash.

Or maybe not. Many of the beefier Xerox and HP printers have a “secure print” feature that allows you to send a document to a printer and hold it there until you get to the copy\printer room. You then enter your “secret code” and the document will begin printing. It’s a pretty cool feature, so you might want to muck about the printer dialog boxes and see if any printers you use have this feature enabled. Here are some instructions for Xerox and HP printers:

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Setting Default Browser From The Command-Line

I use Firefox as my primary web browser. I really like tab browsing and usually have 20+ tabs open at any one time. Thanks to the Session Saver extension (or, nowadays, Firefox’s built-in session manager), I usually just close Firefox when I’m done for the day and resume surfing those 20+ pages at a later time.

However, this can be a big pain for the occasional “I just need to check one thing” moments. With 20+ tabs open, it can take Firefox thirty seconds to a minute to open all those web pages and become responsive on my system. Many times I’ve clicked on a link in an email or IM conversation, only to forget that Firefox was closed. Firefox will then open and my system will grind to a halt whilst the browser tries to open 27 different web pages at once. I’m not opposed to using Internet Explorer in such moments, but you’d need to either a) cut and paste the link (not easily done in most versions of Outlook if it’s an embedded link), or b) open IE and drill through the options menu to set IE as default, then go back to Outlook\IM app and click on the link.

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More Virtualization Stuff

By now you’ve probably heard of software like VMWare and Virtual PC – two programs that let you install “virtual computers” on your system. If you have some old program that only works in Windows 98 or NT 4.0, you can install either VMWare or Virtual PC and boot into a “virtual machine” to do what you need. Likewise, many people that want to learn Linux but need a working computer for day-to-day work have used virtual machine technology to get their learn on without the fear of screwing something up their machines.

But while virtual machines are nice and all, they’re not perfect. No matter how fast your computer is or how much RAM you have, you still have to wait for the virtual machine to boot up before you can use it. And moving data between a virtual and physical machine can sometimes be problematic. And let’s face it, virtual machines are simply overkill for a lot of applications. After all, needing Windows 98 for one particular program is one thing, but why install a virtual copy of Windows XP on top of a real version of XP?

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An Ancient Notepad Feature

OK, so the other day I was surfing around and came across this old chestnut at Download Squad: if you open Notepad and type .LOG at the very beginning of a new text document, then save the file, Notepad will automatically append the time and date to the file every time you open it. How is this useful? Well, I’m not entirely sure. Perhaps you’re a contractor and need to keep track of the time spent at a client’s site. Just open the file and type “Began work” underneath Notepad’s time stamp and you can use it as a log. Maybe you’ve got a noisy neighbor and you need to keep track of the racket they make. I dunno. The only thing you need to remember is that the .LOG bit is case-sensitive, so .Log or .log won’t work.

If you’d like to add the time and date to a Notepad file manually, just press the F5 key.

Killing WU Reboot Reminders

One of the most annoying “features” of Service Pack 2 for Windows XP is the seemingly endless stream of pop-up reminders to reboot your computer after installing patches from Windows Update. It’s a well-intentioned feature, and casual users should take Microsoft’s advice and reboot their computers when asked, since many patches cannot be applied while system files are in use and thus cannot be updated until the system restarts. However, for power users that are aware of the consequences of not rebooting immediately, the pop-ups can be incredibly annoying. Yes, we know we need to reboot our computers, but we’ll get around to it when we can – we have other things to do in the meantime. For instance, you might be troubleshooting a server or some code and want to wait until lunch to reboot your computer. If it’s 8AM when the first reminder pops up and 11AM is your scheduled lunch time, you’re going to have to click “Reboot Later” eighteen times until lunchtime. Not fun.

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