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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-27

R.I.P. Drew Hill 🙁 #
OK… R.I.P. Drew Hill *and* Elizabeth Taylor #
Don't forget: Duran Duran LIVE (directed by David Lynch!) on YouTube at 22:00 (that's 14 minutes!) #
is apparently the only person immune to pollen! #
loves Firefox 4 so much he wants to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant! #
The Jamaican beef patties from Island Grocery on Albermarle are CRAZY DELICIOUS! #
"Welcome to The Diamond. We're out of everything but ketchup and tartar sauce." #

Owsley Stanley R.I.P. #
Georgia executed Emmanuel Hammond back in January? THIS January? WTF – I was a junior in HS when he killed Julie Love! #
We have liftoff! St. Patrick's Day 2011 is underway! #
OMG! We really DID pass a body search on Statesville Road earlier! #
Where's Calvin? #
Fried pickles and a cheeseburger? Thank you, may I have another? #
Has the best girlfriend EVER! #
You grew up never telling your caring parents where you were going, and now you tell an indifferent audience where you are with 4square. #
has "Telegram Sam" in his head for some reason. And now you do, too! #

It's Shrove Tuesday… I wonder if I can talk Lisa into making PANCAKES for dinner??? #
"Albuquerque… the poor man's Mos Eisley" #
Paul Hewitt is GONE! Best birthday present EVER! #
The ACC Tournament: 11 basketball games, the same 7 commercials! #

AMBER ALERT reported in LA. Little boy named Oscar taken from rightful owner David Fincher. Culprit believed to be foreigner. #
A name you haven't heard in 25 years: Koo Stark. #
"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" #
PFT reporting that Jeremy Shockey is coming to Carolina. Not that I care, but JS is the white TO when it comes to locker room harmony! #
Thanks for bringing back the Shamrock Shake, @mcdonalds! #
I survived… the NC DMV office in Mt. Holly! #
She let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater… #

A new track from one of my fav bands… and it's FREE on Amazon? Check it out, folks: http://tinyurl.com/4r7mxw8 Remember: it's FREE! #
It's 71F, glorious and sunny in Charlotte. It's 39 in Raleigh. Weird! #
Why is the x64 install of SP1 for Win7Server 2008 R2 such a giant pain in the ass? #
Anglicans: Wherever there are three, you'll find a fifth. #
On a Hot Thursday Night Date with Lisa at Jackson's Cafeteria… #
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." #
Kickin' it at Sir Ed's with mah peeps! #

Woo-hoo! LeBeau staying in Pittsburgh! #
I don't care who they replace him with. #FirePaulHewitt #
Listening to East Village Radio this morning… and I hear a record SKIP! Haven't heard THAT in years! #
"Oh, it is on like Genghis Khan wearing Sean John in Bhutan!” #
Do they still make Gaines-Burgers? Hadn't thought about them in years! #
Steve jobs is dying. His coffin will be shiny black, slim, and will be dropped repeatedly if AT&T carries it. #
OMG! OMG! OMG! New Asobi Seksu is out! #
fell asleep to the new Asobi Seksu album last night! Sweet! #

it could be worse… I could be a Bengal fan! #
If Mubarak was smart, he would have hired the Black Eyed Peas to clear out Tahir Square two weeks ago. #
I liked Lady GaGa's new song "Born This Way" better when it was called "Express Yourself"… and sung by Madonna. #
OK, the TuneIn app for Android is pretty damn cool! #
The PAYMASTER GENERAL OF NIGERIA wants to give me $10,500,000? I'M RICH! #
Sorry Ms. Jackson… #
No, Cyril… once they're dead they're just hookers! #
"Black Swan" = "Fight Club" for girls #

Man… Philip Rivers sucks! #
"If you took all the blood vessels out of a human's body and laid them end-to-end… that person would die." #
Your AP Defensive Player of the Year is… TROY POLAMALU! Woo-hooo! #
"There's thieves among us… painting the walls. All kinds of lies, and lies… I never told it all." #

It's almost time to end the Jets' season… Let's go Steelers! #
Oh no… not Pouncey! #
Woo-hoo! Nice drive, fellas! #
What a first half for Mendy so far! #
Good job with the goal line stand, D! #
Well that sucked. #
Here we go… here we go… PITTSBURGH'S GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!! #
Jack LaLanne has died and I bet even now he can do more pushups than I can. #
Fun fact: this is the first Super Bowl in history in which neither team has cheerleaders. #
Dear Adobe: Your "download manager" needs to DIE IN A FIRE! Thanks! #
"After was all gendarmes and dick stitches". Oh how I missed you, Sterling Archer! #
Charlie Callas was still alive? And was only 83? #
Mmmmm.. Roast beef, Red Leicester cheese, onion and horseradish sandwich! #
Yesterday's shopping: Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its, pepperoni, banana Twinkies, Fritos, fun-size Almond Joys and a giant chocolate bar. Not high. #

Bring on the Jets!! #
Strange question for Duluthians: The name of the blonde art teacher (big hair, kinda frumpy) when the Class of '89 were freshmen. #
Well, well, well.. What do we have here, Steeler fans? http://tinyurl.com/2u8tyfk #