- Woo-hoo! I’ve been alive for 14,976 days today! You know what’d make it perfect? UNC losing to FSU! Go Noles! #
- I’m at Midwood Smokehouse (Charlotte, NC) http://t.co/L8rnreP8 #
- I need a nap! #MidwoodSmokehouse #
- My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Marsheaux (6), The Jam (4) & Saint Etienne (4) http://t.co/6xmXsQXb #
- @Soledad_Obrien is either an idiot or a liar. Plain and simple. #
- @Soledad_OBrien When are you going to apologize to @JoelPollak and his wife? #
- @Soledad_OBrien Still waiting on that apology to @JoelPollak… #
- @Soledad_OBrien Still waiting on that apology to @JoelPollak… Tick tock tick tock… #
- I’m at CVS Pharmacy (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/mGJfPiYo #
- I’m at Kangaroo Express / Marathon (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/RAwwnKdu #
- I’m at Aldi (South Point, North Carolina) http://t.co/x9bbv8r4 #
- I’m at Roll Your Own Cigarettes Depot (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/MuYFVUUT #
- I’m at Carson’s Dry Cleaners and Laundry http://t.co/RSd3jz7n #
- I’m at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/sHiUrnU9 #
- The relief you feel when you realize the giant crack in your smartphone’s screen is just a stray hair and light playing tricks on you… #
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everyone!
My birthday is on March 11 and, for various reasons, we decided to not “officially” celebrate it until St. Pat’s this year. And so, because it’s both my birthday and St. Pat’s, I’ve decided that today will be known as “The Drunkening”.
I’m gonna live tweet The Drunkening from Sir Ed’s. If you wanna keep up with the festivities, click here.
Congrats, Illinois!
The state of Illinois is the first state in history to have two former governors in prison at the same time… and consecutive governors, no less. George H. Ryan is currently serving his sentence after being convicted of federal corruption charges, and Rod Blagojevich entered prison this week after being convicted of (wait for it) corruption charges.
In all, Illinois has had four governors serve prison terms: Ryan and Blagojevich, Dan Walker (governor from 1973 to 1977) and Otto Kerner, Jr. (governor from 1961 to 1968). Two other Illinois governors have been indicted but eventually acquitted: William G. Stratton (Kerner’s predecessor, governor from 1953 to 1961) and Len Small (governor from 1921 to 1929).
Only two other states – Louisiana and West Virginia – have had two incarcerated governors ever. And in both those cases – Richard Leche and Edwin Edwards of Louisiana and William Barron and Arch Moore of West Virginia – the convictions were decades apart.
Maryland also deserves a mention, as two of her consecutive governors – Spiro Agnew and Marvin Mandel – ended up as felons. Agnew pleaded no contest to accepting bribes, under condition that his main punishment was resigning from the office of Vice President of the United States. Mandel, the state’s only Jewish governor, was convicted of mail fraud and racketeering.
Arizona also has a notorious history. Evan Mecham, governor for just over a year, was impeached on charges of misuse of funds and obstruction of justice, but acquitted of criminal charges in the matter. Fife Symington III, who served after Mecham, was convicted of extortion, making false financial statements and bank fraud.
So… way to go, Illinois! You make America proud!
Win7: Task Scheduler and Weekdays
In Windows XP, it was easy to configure Task Scheduler to run a certain event on weekdays only:
Windows 7, however, doesn’t have a “weekdays” option, just “Daily”, “Weekly”, “Monthly”, “One time”, “When the computer starts”, “When I log on”, or “When a specific event is logged”:
So… how do you configure tasks to only run on weekdays? It’s totally counter-intuitive, but you choose “Weekly” and then choose which day(s) you want the task to run on:
It doesn’t make a lot of sense at first, but new method is actually far more powerful than the old “XP way”. You could, for instance, easily create a task that only runs on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays using this method, whereas in XP you’d have to create three individual daily tasks that run on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Or if you had a business that was open every day but Sunday, you could easily schedule a backup to run Monday – Saturday with this method.
Play around with it – I think you’d like it better in the end!
HUGE BREAKING NEWS!
Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, has announced that he will resign at the end of this year. He is to become master of Magdalene College, Cambridge next year.
This is OMG HUGE news! On the one hand, the Anglican Communion will be free of a spineless technocrat who refused to stand up to the Episcopal Church and the Anglican Church of Canada. But, on the other hand, his replacement could be even worse.
The early favorite to replace Williams is Dr. John Sentamu, the current Archbishop of York. Sentamu, who fled Uganda in 1974 due to his criticism of the dictator Idi Amin, is a former attorney (barrister) and judge who is known for his strong stance on social issues. He once cut up his clerical collar as a protest against the regime of Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe, and he also once spent a week living in a tent in York Minster, fasting for victims of violence in the Middle East. Sentamu is vehemently opposed to same sex marriages, but supports civil unions, which should put him on a collision course with KJS and her minions in TEC. Richard Chartres, the Bishop of London (known for his environmental activism, but opposed to the ordination of female bishops), Tim Stevens, the Bishop of Leicester (who recently took a very public stance against benefit caps), and Nick Baines, Bishop of Bradford, are some other names mentioned as possible successor.
Let’s all pray that +++ Williams’ replacement is a faithful steward of the Anglican cause. As someone else said, Williams “rubbed his fevered brow with his fevered hands while everything burned around him. History will not be kind to the Archbishop who did so little and yet wrought so much devastation”.
A (Dumb) Virgin Mobile Tip
Virgin Mobile USA, the Sprint-owned prepaid cellular company, has three product lines: “Beyond Talk” (for smartphones and advanced feature phones), “Paylo” (for basic feature phones), and “Broadband2Go” (for mobile adapters and hotspots).
For some reason, Virgin has chosen to sell prepaid cards for each service. And the market for such cards – at least in the Charlotte area – is oddly segmented. For example, my local Walmart used to sell Beyond Talk cards next to other prepaid cellular cards from Boost Mobile, Net10 and Tracfone. But Walmart stopped carrying them for some reason, and now only sells Broadband2Go cards in the computer accessories section. Walgreen’s still has $25 or $50 Beyond Talk cards, while the CVS across the street only sells the “you choose” $10/$30/$50 Paylo cards. Lowe’s, across the street from CVS and next door to Walmart, sells Paylo cards in $10, $20, or $50 amounts.
So here’s the tip: it’s not a secret – in fact, it’s printed right on the front of the cards – but you can use any Virgin Mobile prepaid card to add funds to any Virgin Mobile account. If you have Beyond Talk, you can use a Paylo card. Or you could use a Beyond Talk card to add money to your Broadband2Go account. As I say, the front of the cards clearly states “adds money to any Virgin Mobile account”. But it wasn’t that long ago that I didn’t know there wasn’t a difference between them. I figured someone out there might not know either, and have the same question.
Restarting Aero
I have a desktop computer running Windows 7 Ultimate with Aero enabled, and a netbook running Windows 7 Starter without Aero. So when I use my netbook to connect to my desktop over Remote Desktop, the desktop has to switch from Aero to Classic mode. And when I log back in to the console session on my desktop, Windows is supposed to switch back from Classic to Aero.
Unfortunately, this isn’t always the case. Just the other day I was in bed and decided to use the netbook to connect to my desktop so I could go through some RSS feeds and tweets in Outlook. But, after I disconnected, the desktop remained in Classic mode… which is just ugly. I knew from previous occurrences that I could just reboot the computer, but I had a lot of stuff open and didn’t want to do that. So I tried shutting down and restarting Explorer (the shell, not the web browser), but that didn’t help. I had a flash of inspiration and tried restarting Desktop Window Manager session service… and it worked!
If this happens to you, all you need to do to fix it is open a command-prompt with admin privileges and type the following (be sure to wait for the “service stopped successfully” message before entering the second command):
net stop uxsms
net start uxsms
If you know of a more elegant way to fix this, please let me know!
That’s Mean…
As you may know from a previous post, I collected records in middle and high school. In fact, it was something I was known for. When a friend would bring a new friend I didn’t know to my house, they’d want me to show the new guy my records. And, believe it or not, it was such a common thing that I had a sort of “presentation” ready to go:
“This is a Japanese Duran Duran album… and this is a German Duran Duran single… and this is an Italian single from The Police … and this is a Venezuelan Madonna album.”
It may (or may not) surprise you to learn that people would often ask if the artists sang in Japanese on the Japanese records, or German on the German records, etc. Almost always I’d just say “of course not.. that’s silly”.
But there was this one time… I was trying to date a girl from Dacula, GA (and back then, Dacula was “the sticks”). The girl came to my house one day, and she brought a “friend” with her. This friend wasn’t a “real” friend, in that she hadn’t sought out this girl for her friendship. Instead, the friend was a girl from next door she’d grown up with. So while the girl I was trying to date was cool, but a little bit country, her “friend” was as REDNECK as the day is long. I don’t think she’d ever seen incandescent lighting or indoor plumbing before, because she looked at everything in my house and was like “GOAH! GOAH! GOAH MAN!” [Editor’s note: You know how Gomer Pyle used to say “Gooollllyyy”? “Goah” is the author’s attempt at spelling the first syllable of that word. “Gaw” or “Gaahh” also work, but don’t have the “redneck flair” that “goah” seems to.]
The girl I was trying to date told her friend about my records, so I gave “Redneck Girl” the presentation. Of course, she asked about Duran Duran singing in Japanese. I don’t know why, but I looked at her, and with absolute sincerity I said “Why yes, they do sing in Japanese. In fact, the reason Duran Duran are so popular worldwide is because Simon LeBon speaks 191 languages!” Redneck girl was like “Goah! I just though he was a purty boy British faggit, but he must be SMART!”
I wonder if the poor girl still thinks Simon LeBon speaks 191 languages.
Top 10 Tunes
As always, from the home office in London, here’s the Top 10 song chart for the week ending March 11, 2012:
1) Saint Etienne – “Tonight”
2) Two Door Cinema Club – “Something Good Can Work”
3) Marsheaux – “Thirteen/True”
4) Lynda Kay – “Jack & Coke”
5) David Bowie – “Golden Years”
6) Serge Gainsbourg – “Ballade de Melody Nelson”
7) The Stranglers – “(Get A) Grip (On Yourself)”
8) Bobby Womack – “Across 110th Street”
9) Killing Joke – “Love Like Blood”
10) Cab Calloway – “Minnie the Moocher”
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-11
- My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Marsheaux (52), Grimes (27) & The Ting Tings (20) http://t.co/6xmXsQXb #
- @SamanthaBrown Be suer to let us know where to eat in LV! Going myself in a coupla weeks! #
- I'm at Aldi (6436-6498 Andrew Jackson Hwy, South Point) http://t.co/7Oi60dqa #
- I'm at Roll Your Own Cigarettes Depot (6410 East Wilkinson Boulevard, Belmont) http://t.co/0Qq2Fza0 #
- I'm at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/8G4WxSc3 #
- @SARARUEFORREAL Congrats on the Psych appearance, Sara! Not only were you beautiful, you were GREAT, too! #
- I'm at Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'n Biscuits (6450 W Wilkinson Blvd., Belmont) http://t.co/M1KrWDVy #
- I'm at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/gqtFIPDO #
- Hangin' with my friend Lorenzo, rollin' in the Benzo. #
- @marsheaux We need more of the demo tracks!! When are you gonna post some more?? 🙂 #
- I'm at Papa John's Pizza (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/G4gPEjnA #
- I'm at New China (Belmont, North Carolina) http://t.co/DMnG8fkW #
- I'm at Point Wylie (Belmont, NC) http://t.co/jeG1pecm #
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