- "Good morning!" i said to the blue and black lizard that lives on my deck. #
- "Scrobbling" is the worst word ever invented. #
- @MorganFogarty Did you feel the ground shake just now? Earthquake felt in Belmont, NC! #
- RT @Andy_Richter: Got a massage with a "happy ending", which means they gave me a pizza and some car magazines and left me alone. #
- If you have to ask, the answer's no: http://t.co/vJ0U67S #
- Apple says Steve Jobs resigning as CEO – http://t.co/nEYI9qF #
- I read the words "World Mode Code Division Multiple Access (Evolution-Data Optimized Revision A)" and my eyes glazed over. #
- Thanks for getting "Rock You Like a Hurricane" stuck in my head, hunny! #
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