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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-31

Geaux Saints!!!!!!! #
is attending the fourth annual Brett Favre retirement party! #
Taylor Swift is a pillow queen? Yawn. #
just got a cold call voice message for a "great financial offer" from a guy saying his name was "Sheldon Levene"! Sheldon Levene Really? #
R.I.P. J.D. Salinger #

So… the Cards, the Ravens, the Cowboys and the Chargers all lose this weekend? And people say there's no God! #
Jeez – CNN LOVES themselves, don't they? #
To the Democrats: Ha-Ha! Love, your Libertarian friends #
I guess I can't call 'em "Massholes" any more, huh? #
Heidi Montag's new album sells 656 copies: http://ping.fm/eQH3Q #
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." #
Hawaiian pizza for dinner and Chunky Monkey for dessert… YUM! #
Man, the Wii kicked my ass last night! Had fun with Amy & Tricia, though! 🙂 #

R.I.P. Brittany Murphy 🙁 #
We'll miss you, Luanne Platter! #
FINALLY! Woo-Hoo! BTW – is it just me, or is Dick Stockton losing his marbles? #

Oral Roberts died today? I though he died years ago! #
Headline of the day: "Gay man who tried to poison lesbian neighbours over three-legged cat kidnapping faces jail" #
Local news: "WINTER BLAST – TO THE EXXXXTREME!!!!!!" #

"Hello liver damage, I've been expecting you." #
Have fun in Shreveport, Dawg fans! #
The BBC "Sound of 2010" list is out! http://ping.fm/hfrpE #
"… starring AJ Hawk and Chris Tucker!" #
"Agents: Woman sold moonshine at day care" http://ping.fm/Fcr5k #
I'll ask again: if anyone has a copy of the song "Minutes in a Day" by 86 in mp3 format, I'd love to have a copy! Thanks! #
Holy crap! I found it! http://ping.fm/xt8ZL #
WOOOO-HOOOOO! I *finally* found the 86 ep! #
GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY! #
Take that, grunts! Navy wins again! #
Nobody rocks The Scorpions like Veronika! #
I fought the law… and *I* won! #

Charlie Weis: fired! Hahahahaha #
Man… the 'Ain'ts just beat the snot outta the Pats! #
@Paula_Deen Your Walmart pies are AWFUL! Just so you know! #
DHS '89ers: the official class reunion pic will be mailed out tomorrow! #
The yard is nothing but a fence, the sun just hurts my eyesSomewhere it must be time for penitence. #
The yard is nothing but a fence, the sun just hurts my eyes. Somewhere it must be time for penitence. #
"…and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats" #
GO RED RAIDERS! "South Point advances to state title game" #
Hell YES! GO JACKETS! "I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech and a HELL OF AN ENGINEER!" HEY! #
I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech… gimme another beer! #
"39 is more than 34." – CPJ #
Drunkenly: "Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird…." #

Well… the AFC North sure got its ass kicked today. #
Every time #NoKidHungry is mentioned in a tweet, Domino/C&H sugar will donate $1 to Share Our Strength (up to 10k!) Pass it on! #
Four days until Clean Old-Fashioned Hate! #
Mexican Coca-Cola: good, but not the ambrosia people made it out to be. I prefer West Jefferson Dr Pepper! #
Three days until Clean Old-Fashioned Hate! #
Two days until Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate! Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! #
BREAKING: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car accident: http://ping.fm/WkiuI #
Clean Old-Fashioned Hate is TOMORROW! #
Dennis Dixon is starting on Sunday? Dammit, another one in the "L" column for the Steelers. What a season! #
Today is the day! Welcome to Atlanta, bitches! #
What's the good word? #
Well, Tech lost tonight, but I'm the only one here still awake. As I see it, Pabst + Klonopin wins! #

TFLN: there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen #
TFLN: "you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to 'man up' when it cried" #
Hangover + Dead Kennedys on Sunday. Thanks, iPod Shuffle! #
The 5 worst words ever uttered in English: "The Star Wars Holiday Special"! #
Who is "Ed Balls" and why does he make British headlines so funny? #
"I'm ready." Uh-huh! 😉 #
"Sending out an Esso Blue…" #
Banana Bread Beer! http://ping.fm/Cf1Yi #
"Just to remind you folks… we're closing at midnight tonight." #
I survived IKEA! 😉 #
"So, my story: I'm in the strip club with Charles Barkley and one of the hobbits…" #

AP Top 25: "7) Georgia Tech" Woot! #
After searching for this one Blondie song for 5 years… I found out that it's actually a Kim Wilde song. Ooops! #
Woo-hoo!! Bring on the Bungles, baby! #
Let's go, Virginia! Time to execute John Allen Muhammad!! #
"The prettiest girl in a John Hughes film was Gina Gershon". Discuss. #
"Did you f**k my mom? Did you f**k my mom, Santa?" Ahhh – Charlie Kelly, you comedic genius! #
@MicrosoftHelps Is there any way someone could look at http://tinyurl.com/ybk49qd This issue is driving me crazy! Thanks! #
"The courage of your weenie" – an actual subject line from an email in a client's spam folder. #
Actual headline from the UK: "Slaughterman executed mother with bolt gun in front of her daughters after she snubbed him on Facebook " #
GO JACKETS! 10-1 and ACC Coastal champs! #