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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-30

Lisa loves fabric softener! #
It's about time my illegal download of "Mad Men" came around! Thanks for nothin', Internet! #
"She broke my heart in the trailer park…" #
And the people of Chappaquiddick are now safe… #
"haha… kitty wins!" #
Remember folks: Ted Kennedy KILLED a woman in 1969. #
"The last person as wrong as you are was Neville Chamberlain!" #

3 hours 'til the season premiere of Mad Men!! #
1 hour 'til the season premiere of Mad Men!! #
@terrinh73 Rachel Maddow is Eli Manning in disguise! #
My Mad Men recapreview is up: http://ping.fm/DB1YN #
My "Mad Men" recap-review is up: http://ping.fm/DB1YN #
@diablocody You know F. Murray Abraham was one of those Fruit of the Loom guys in the 70s, right? #
Happy Birthday, Bittle! 🙂 #
If a dog develops pica, how do you know? #
Test #
Sneaking off to the movies to see "Inglorious Basterds"! #
Was outside smoking and saw a cloud that looked like the monster from "Alien"! #
"It's never enough until your heart stops beating" #
getting ready for a busy night! #
@Dish – Heading to the cook-out soon! #

New celeb crushes: Morven Christie and Laurence Leboeuf (yes, that’s a girl!) #
Sunday: a day of rest… where “rest” is Ambien and Tanqueray. #
You know, when I was a kid, if we wanted an inline bridge that did packet destination filtering, we had to set it up ourselves! #
TiVo users fast-forward past Paula Abdul more than any other American Idol judge: http://ping.fm/ImDJx #
Woot! The Steelers are on TV tonight! (It’s pre-season, but still) #
Only 4 hours until FOOTBALL! (What’s with Ping being so slow today?) #
Go Steelers! 🙂 #
I’ve been avoiding iLike, for fear of getting sucked in for hours. But now… I’m getting sucked in! #
@ Dammit Janet #
“I wanna hear some Pixies, dammit!” #

"Surely the problem must be with everyone else, not you, oh precious snowflake!" #
"Windows 7 sucks because it won't run [program written in 1992]!!" #
I've never seen an Asian woman on a bicycle… #
My inbox has 1509 unread items. *sigh* #
R.I.P. John Hughes 🙁 #
Chumbawumba is now in your head! #

So the US loses to Mexico 5-0… and the 14 US soccer fans are sad. #
Fact: No one knows who owns the Frusen Glädjé brand. Kraft says it sold it to Unilever in 1993; Unilever says it wasn't part of the deal. #
Man, I'm hungry! #
@goodbyesimone Please come to Charlotte, NC soon! 🙂 #
TFLN: "I feel like tequila is God's way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome" #
Pip Brown is 30 years old? She looks like she should be hanging out with Ashley Tisdale! #
@ Dammit Janet #
Christopher Dodd has prostate cancer? There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'm not finding it… #
Glen Campbell is covering the Foo Fighters now? http://ping.fm/rQghr #

Awesome Silverlight demo: http://tinyurl.com/cz885j #
There's only one word that can sum this up: Restupidiculame. #
I love Ars Technica! Q: What can Lotus Notes do that Outlook cannot? A: Drive me into a murderous rage! #
Awesome! A giant unpatched hole in Firefox: http://ping.fm/HRQhc #
Thanks, creepy Indian man at Belmont Cleaners! #
Yaaaa! DHS 20-year reunion on 10/24/2009! I'll be there! #
At first I thought about running 5 miles today… but then I ate a plate of pancakes instead. #
I'm just going to have to take an afternoon and teach my phone's T9 all the "dirty words". Doing them as needed is getting old! #

As of 2008, the United States government has $63.8 TRILLION in total obligations. Where in the hell are we going to get $63 trillion dol … #
Steve McNair died of a fatal gunshot wound… where's Ray Lewis? #
This MJ "wankfest" is sickening… plus, that giant pic of him on the screen is just creepy! #
Mooriah! #
Al Sharpton… really? #
OMG… La Roux rocks! #
@AveryHutchinson Try ping.com – it allows you to update your status on FB, Twitter, MySpace, and most other services. I use it ALL THE TIME #
@katyperry http://twitpic.com/9qnwh – OMG – Hawt! #
@AveryHutchinson See this also: http://tinyurl.com/n7xqfq #
@chipvanalstyne hahaha! GoogleOS E! You're funny, man! in reply to chipvanalstyne #
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free" – Goethe, from John Cusak's Twitter feed today #
Wow… just wow. #
Oi! What a Friday! #
Just testing #
Add Twitter to Outlook: http://tinyurl.com/orpokg #
@DanRyb Glad I could help! #

Pffft! Way to blow a 2-0 lead, Team USA! #
@WilfriedAnsome Elaborate please? #
NO WAY #
Hey Microsoft – fix Outlook 2010!!! fixoutlook.org #
Give us back our damn shotglass! #
Hey Microsoft – fix Outlook 2010!!! fixoutlook.org #
Annnnd this is why I don't fly ScareBus: http://ping.fm/mSf1Z #
Sometimes I just wanna punch a wall. Then it finally starts working and I'm happy. Ahhhh… life in IT! #
Yeah… crow's feet are sexy. Then again, I'd be much more likely to hit on Dana Delaney than the chicks from the new "90210" these days. #
Happy Birthday, America! By the way… you're $11,518,472,742,288 in debt! #
Steve McNair… dead! #

Two words that aren’t funny by themselves, but *hilarious* together: anal jihad! #
Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click – http://helpiranelection.com/ #
OMG! I found out today that I like sweet potato casserole… as long as you put so much brown sugar and pecans in it that it tastes like … #
“No sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burg … #
Working on my Firefox keywords… exciting, I know! #
BETTER OFF TED returns to ABC tonight! PLEASE watch… it’s a hilarious show that really needs a chance! #
Going to do errands soon. Fun, fun! #