Category: Twitter

• 25 years later, when I hear R.E.M.'s "Fall on Me", I STILL wait for the "pop" at the end from the original vinyl I owned. #
• @rlaw1971 Sorry to hear that, man! #
• @cityofbelmont Lived here for 8 years now… and still don't know what the demonym is for Belmont residents. Can you help? #
• Check out Asobi Seksu at Visualite Theatre http://t.co/yZEd9m6 via @lastfm #
• Why do NPR announcers bend over backwards to pronounce "Caracas" with a fake accent, but can't say "Tottenham" correctly? #
• I swear to God, if Deblina Chakraborty says "hung" instead of "hanged" one more time… @MissedinHistory #
• I love the idea behind @MissedInHistory, but every episode must have at least two badly mispronounced words. "Battle of Canny"? #
• Sometimes I love humanity: Broom armies reclaim London, Birmingham, and Manchester streets – http://t.co/gKOKsiP #
• What the hell are "breakfast pillows"? #
• @chipvanalstyne Pecan beer? Tell me more…. 🙂 #
• Saying we need to increase taxes on the rich to fix the deficit is like saying we can fix Lindsay Lohan by giving her more money. #
• HAHA! RT @Andy_Richter: There are so many catheter companies advertising on TV; anyone know which one is best for recreational users? #
• "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." – P. J. O'Rourke #
• Dammit, North Carolina! If a traffic light is out, it's a 4-way stop! #
• R.I.P. Jani Lane. I didn't care for your music, but I really enjoyed your "Cherry Pie" video! #
• Appeals court rules against Obama healthcare law – Yahoo! News http://t.co/rgVBaW3 #

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• Oh man! @TheRailwayArms just tweeted that #Sherlock won't return until May 2013! What the hell? #
• @TheRailwayArms Wait : Season 2 of Sherlock is airing her next year? When is it airing in the UK? #
• @TheRailwayArms Oh cool! Thanks! #
• Never mind, folks: S2 of Sherlock is probably airing later this year (in the UK). "Upstairs Downstairs" is 2013. #
• I have just created a new list titled 'Politics' using TweetDeck, follow it here: @jimcofer/politics #
• "You know I've got my walls… but Sally calls 'em prison cells…" #
• I'm getting really tired of Doug and his mesothelioma. #
• Cocoa Pebbles with Irish Cream: the Breakfast of Champions! :p #
• Lady GaGa: ‘The World Killed Amy Winehouse’ :rolleyes: #
• Ticketmaster Makes Deal With Walmart, Devil Confused As To Whose Soul To Collect First – The Consumerist http://t.co/crM9Lsz #
• Deal Dell: Please die in a fire. There's no reason swapping out a power supply should take 30 minutes! #
• BBC News – Internet Explorer story was bogus http://t.co/OmabEi2 #
• R.I.P. Bubba Smith #
• Woo-hoo! I won $20 in credit at Sir Ed's thanks to their weekly trivia question! (and Lisa for reminding me about it) Who wants Guinness? #
• In his case, it will! RT @DrPizza: Looking for my migraine drugs. All I can find is Imodium. Don't think that's gonna help. #
• @rlaw1971 Be sure to throw some on the ground for the Fairy! #
• YES! One of my fav Steelers re-signs! "Steelers sign Woodley to six-year deal" – http://t.co/oHWWWEC #
• I guess the rent REALLY IS too damn high! – "Rent is Too Damn High" founder facing eviction from his apartment http://t.co/Dd6qEtd #
• Even Warren G, Harding, Herbert Hoover and Jimmy Carter were able to keep the AAA rating. Then… 3 years of Obamanomics! #
• OK, so I'm on Google+ now. Meh: 9 G+ friends vs. 317 on FB. If anyone else is on G+, lemme know. #
• Has anyone been to the new Big Ben Pub on South? If so, how was it? #
• Thank to Microsoft seminars and product launches, I haven't had to buy a pen since 1998! #
• Check out my music taste on @lastfm http://t.co/VB7NBRL #
• @markmaser Thanks – Tried it and didn't like it (except for the mobile app, which copies music via Wi-Fi, which is neat). #
• @markmaser I tried #spotify then tried @pandora again (pandora thinks I'm a 19 year-old gay man for some reason). #
• @markmaser #lastfm has all these nifty charts and graphs and stuff that appeal to my stats nerd self! 🙂 #

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• YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! IT'S OVER! http://ping.fm/9I2nm #
• "The fascists of the future will be called the anti-fascists" #
• Islamist group in Somalia bans samosas after deciding they're too Western http://t.co/dFgfQMI #
• After attacks, Norway pledges MORE democracy. The US chose LESS democracy! http://t.co/2otfYS6 #
• RT @jenny_wade: which came first the forehead zits or the bangs? #
• "We're trying to save life on this planet as we know it today." – REALLY Nancy Pelosi? REALLY? Hyperbole much? #
• RT @1outside: hallefuckinglujah RT @EW 'Mad Men' season 5 to start shooting next week http://t.co/VnOqu1v #
• You know what I miss? Those little Bama brand pecan pies. The ones that came in the tiny tin. I guess they don't make those any more? #
• Raising the debt ceiling to deal with the financial crisis is like raising the blood alcohol limit to deal with drunk driving. #
• DEMOCRATIC senators are now complaining that Obama won't call them back about the debt crisis? Really? #
• No surprise here: Internet Explorer 6 users have low IQs, http://t.co/XlMupcA #
• For those who care: Klinsmann to coach US men's soccer team http://t.co/0h153sQ #
• @1outside But I thought *I* was the gayest straight guy you knew? (listening to Journey as I type this, however). #
• @altonbrown Happy Birthday! 🙂 #
• Apple now has more cash on hand than the US Government http://t.co/KHyuEpB #
• Woo-Hoo! Only 70 days to the Plaza Midwood Chili Cookoff! #
• KILLJOYS: Islamist group in Somalia bans samosas after deciding they're too Western http://t.co/dFgfQMI #
• Lisa's all excited about #SharkWeek #
• I have just created a new list titled 'Sports' using TweetDeck, follow it here: @jimcofer/sports #
• I have just created a new list titled 'CLT Tweets' using TweetDeck #
• Dammit, Microsoft! Why does the "Read\Unread" button have to change position depending on whether it's an email or RSS feed? #
• Just found out that #asobiseksu is playing the Visulite here in Charlotte on 11/09! How to contain my excitement for 102 days? #
• I have just created a new list titled 'Music' using TweetDeck, follow it here: @jimcofer/music #
• @ASeksuFanpage Any idea who might open for #asobiseksu at the Visulite in Charlotte? #
• WHY didn't anyone tell me about TweetDeck before? WHY? #tweetdeck #
• @markmaser Easy for you to say! #
• Holy crap! I can smell Midwood Smokehouse from EBs! #

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• Watching the Yankettes, eating pork rinds and Sriracha. What's hotter: Sriracha or Hope Solo? #
• Ah well. The Yankettes choked harder than Greg Norman. But at least BREAKING BAD returns tonight! Who else is excited about that? #
• That was SOOOO intense!! #breakingbad #
• Gus said like… six words tonight, right? And was absolutely TERRIFYING. #breakingbad #
• Hooray! I have a Spotify account! Listening now… #spotify #
• Best band… or best band ever? #asobiseksu #
• "Well? Get back to work." HOLY CRAP! As intense as today's World Cup… only BB was crammed into 43 minutes and involved a box cutter! #
• No pop song has ever been made better by the words "featuring Kanye West". #
• Aaaaannnddd the NotW casualties have started: http://t.co/DBlq7O1 #
• Wow… the new Facebook app for Android doesn't totally suck! #shouldhaveupgradedsooner #
• http://t.co/aMDsGsv Lykke Li – Jul '11 #
• @PBR_Charlotte Foo Fighters? No. #
• @1outside History of Rome podcast! SEXY :p God bless the history nerds! #
• Pretty impressed with #thehour last night. Anyone else watch? #
• "Smile, little lamb." #damages #
• Mmmmmm.. peanut butter, honey and banana sandwich! 🙂 #
• @1outside Actually Murdoch has been an American citizen since 1985. Not that I claim him or anything. #
• I love you, Ellen Parsons. #
• WOO-HOO!!! Owners approve new CBA! #
• Mexican prisoner raffled 'luxury cell' to other inmates at Cereso Hermosillo jail | Mail Online http://t.co/FcET5Cq #
• Chinese villagers mistake malnourished monkey for alien | Mail Online http://t.co/2kOcEng #
• Man dies two weeks after being bitten 19 times by black widow spider | Mail Online http://t.co/FfQFVGk #
• McDonald's Manager Accused Of Punching Customer – News Story – WSB Atlanta http://t.co/CwHFtjh #
• Neowin.net – Hunch.com: Infographic on Mac users versus PC users http://t.co/YZ6LbUN #
• mental_floss Blog » Now You Can Dial Your Own Telephone! (1954) http://t.co/QLKwhDK #
• For a TV show set in Long Island, NY, USA's #necessaryroughness sure makes me homesick! 😉 :p #
• @calman3000 Somebody's drunk tweeting! 🙂 #
• Just wasted an hour at this site: http://t.co/b9NoxHi #
• OMG! ASPLODES! RT @alisonbrie: Marion Cotillard – ooh la la! RT @nicosun5: Who is an actress that would turn you gay? #
• Here comes the glurge! RT @Charlottejobs4u: The Spirit of Jim Morrison Lives in Amy Winehouse: http://t.co/4n0fHpe #amywinehouse #RIP #
• Getting deep in to the G&Ts now… #

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• R.I.P. Sherwood Schwartz. I’ll pour some chocolate milk on the pavement for you! #
• NOTE TO SELF: Backups work better when you, you know, schedule them and all. #
• OMG! @therealzooeyd sings on the new “Winnie the Pooh” soundtrack! I think my head will asplode from TEH CUTENESS! #
• I meant to post this yesterday, but @Patt_Morrison is an idiot. #
• Oh no! The “clown rape” episode of “Little House on the Prarie” is on! #
• @shannonwoodward I don’t get it, either. #
• RT @wagnerofficial: Quote from the dinner table : “Krispy Kreme , Texas Pete , a strip club and a steak in between.. What more do you need?” #
• TODAY’S POINTLESS TRIVIA QUESTION: Who’s the only person who played for the Boston Braves, Milwaukee Braves and Atlanta Braves? No cheating! #
• This sucks: @ajcgatech: Tech fined $100,000, forced to vacate 2009 ACC title by NCAA http://bit.ly/oYgm4z #
• Just listened to New Order’s “Hellbent”. Sometimes “unreleased tracks” go unreleased for a reason. #
• [sarcasm] Oh no! Not J. Lo and Marc Anthony! [/sarcasm] #

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• What's the opposite of irony? http://t.co/0wBxCXq #
• OMG! Geraldo Rivera is losing his mind on #foxnews #
• Random Internet quote; "Modern weddings have gotten so grasping they might as well send invoices instead of invitations." #
• Word on the street is that Madonna is working with LADYTRON for her new album. Might be cool, eh? #
• RANDOM FACT: Conan O'Brien's senior thesis concerned the use of children as symbols in the works of William Faulkner and Flannery O'Connor. #
• @1outside SWEET! Thanks for the #sherlock pics! #
• @emmyrossum Sorry for your loss, Emmy! #
• Good luck and God bless, Atlantis! Thanks for making human spaceflight kickass all these years, NASA! #
• Peter King even REMOTELY thinks that KERRY FREAKIN' COLLINS can get in the HOF? I want whatever he's smoking! #
• Welcome to South Sudan, the world's newest country! #southsudan #

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• When did The Learning Channel become The Lunatic Channel? #
• Why did Benetton go away… but Dress Barn is still here? #
• "And over the rooftops when the stars prickle the skies, London is sleeping and the Mississippi moon shines…" #
• Bob Geldof wrote "I Don't Like Mondays" while sitting in the studio of Album 88, Georgia State University's radio station. #
• Acronis True Image Home 2011 is a pig! #
• Why does it take longer to install Acronis TI Home 2011 than SP1 for Windows 7? #
• OMG! Why am I watching "Lynyrd Skynyrd: Behind the Music"??? #
• Jim Morrison was a stupid, dirty hippie. Good riddance! #
• OK, I draw the line at ZZ Top! #
• OMG! My back is KILLING ME! #

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• @Deanoandrews Scott and Bailey is OK once you realize it’s about Scott and Bailey, not their cases. Like an updated Cagney and Lacey. #
• Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there! 🙂 #
• Well, I always said @ebertchicago was a jerk. So there you go. #
• Methinks @TimKarr doesn’t understand the concept of “free speech”. #
• “You love Shake n’ Bake. You used to put it in your coffee.” #
• A new Yes album, really? #
• Commencing FB photo dump in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1! #

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• @OfficialKat Happy birthday, Kat! 🙂 #
• Dallas celebrates LeBron James Day: everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early today! #
• Good job, Boston. You beat the British, now you beat British Columbia! #
• @AngelaSarafyan The egg! 🙂 http://tinyurl.com/2eamv87 #
• You can't handle the cute! http://t.co/FlI8t19 #
• Adam Carolla is coming to ATL. I looked at tickets just for kicks: $62.50 ea? No thanks… especially when 25% of that is a service charge! #
• "You know that talk is cheap, and those rumors ain't nice. And when I fall asleep I don't think I'll survive the night." #

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• @Charlottejobs4u When has a recruiter EVER connected with a candidate? #
• I love people of all races, creeds and faiths… as long as they don't put sugar in their grits! #
• Hmmmm… Logged in to PayPal to clear out banking info. LAST LOGIN: October 23, 2007 5:58 PM PDT #
• @wagnerofficial I hope your ear gets better soon! 🙂 #
• #KATHYBETHTERRY #

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