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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-11

Just because your plan has unlimited text messages, that doesn't mean you should take it as a challenge! #
wonders how many people shouting "dog murderer" are also pro-abortion… and how many of them offered to take the dog. #
@AnglophileA http://tinyurl.com/yhbvrt3 #
OK. Time to change the subject! #
OMG! It's finally raining in Charlotte! My hunny will be so happy! Take THAT pollen! #
Testing testing #
Testing (again) #
@askseesmic Ping is posting my Facebook pings as wall posts, not status updates. Other networks work fine. Any ETA on a fix? Thanks! #
@DrPizza About the Ping\FB thing, see this: http://tinyurl.com/ykdz7q2 PS – its Rex Fenestrarum from Ars, not a spammer! in reply to DrPizza #
"Take a trip around the world today, in the back seat rolling down a shady lane…" #

Pfft! Pfft! Is this thing on? #
watched the end of "Cold Feet" last night and had his heart broken all over again… #
Once I had a love and it was a gas… Soon turned out had a heart of glass #
The Final Four is on… and the missus wants to watch "Father of the Bride II"! #

wonders when tennis shoes all became "gangsta moon boots"! #
Meck County: $30m for NASCAR HoF, but shutting down half the libraries? At least they have priorities! #
@AnglophileA What an embarassing thing to OD on! 😉 in reply to AnglophileA #
Obvious headline of the day: "UK Space Agency is unlikely to threaten NASA supremacy" #
I think I threw my arm out playing Wii Tennis. My shoulder is KILLING ME! #
Dear TomTom: the XL 330 is the most aggravating device I've ever dealt with. And I owned a Velo 1! #
HAHA – "24" is canceled! Jason Bourne's ass-kicking of Jack Bauer is complete! #
@terrinh73 Ewwwww! Thanks for shating yer toe, honey! in reply to terrinh73 #
So… you can't smoke in Golden Corral any more… but you can consume 12,000 calories at dinner? Makes sense to me! #

@AnglophileA Not as good as coconet M&Ms, I'm afraid! in reply to AnglophileA #
just used the same knife to cut a slice of Pizza Hut pizza and open a Wii Fit balance board. Homer Simpson would be proud! #
Tracklist for the "new" Arcadia deluxe CD\DVD set: http://tinyurl.com/ykythtz #
Attention news media: it's "Georgia Bureau of Investigation", not "Georgia Bureau of Investigations". #
I don't even like the NBA, but the new HBO documentary "Magic and Bird" made me misty-eyed! #
@AveryHutchinson "Coupling" was one of the funniest shows ever! 🙂 in reply to AveryHutchinson #
Woooo – St Pat's at Sir Ed's!!!!!! #
At least the Irish whiskey has'nt come out yet! #
I don't care what the rest of the world thinks – soccer sucks! #
R.I.P. Alex Chilton 🙁 #
@calman3000 Why are your surfing porn at a TIRE SHOP?? in reply to calman3000 #
@heyred704 It SOUNDS delicious! in reply to heyred704 #
is having trouble doing housework with March Madness going on! #
http://tweetphoto.com/15005483 @JimDidriksen Wow… just wow! #
YES! Go Jackets! #
Anyone else notice that the new KFC "Boneless Filet" is just a chicken sandwich without the bun? #
@calman3000 Find a new band to listen to… Find a new show to watch… I dunno. Lots of stuff! in reply to calman3000 #

How come there are *NO* Shamrock Shakes in the entire state of North Carolina? #
has the BEST GIRLFRIEND in the whole world! 🙂 #
@aidamollenkamp Sorry to hear about your puppies! 🙁 in reply to aidamollenkamp #
No love for Farrah at this year’s “In Momoriam”? #
@terrinh73 Agreed about the JH tribute. Almost made me tear up. Almost. in reply to terrinh73 #
@heyred704 I am! 🙂 in reply to heyred704 #
@heyred704 @calman3000 THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY CARD, GUYS! 🙂 #
Movie Gallery in Bmont is closing – all DVDs are $3.98! Got “Buy The Ticket Take The Ride” tonight! SCORE! #
R.I.P. Corey Haim #
doesn’t know who to cheer for at the hockey game tomorrow: his adopted home town, or his actual birth county! #
R.I.P. Merlin Olsen. You will be missed by me (football fan) and the missus (a LHOTP fan)! #
Why am I reading about Client Access Licenses on my birthday? #
The wisdom of dads: “Pull for Charlotte in the first period, Gwinnett in the second period, and no one in the third period.” #
Wow! Thanks to EVERYONE for the avalanche of birthday wishes! You guys are the bestest bunch of friends a guy could ever hope for! #
Whew! Just whittled my inbox down from 1591 unread messages to 381 unread messages. Progress! #
@AnglophileA Pic of the rereleased DD album: http://tinyurl.com/yjlrlus Ordered mine tonight! #
“If you like to gamble, I tell you I’m your man…” #

Well this isn’t looking good. #
Holy crap! #
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented. #
Why can’t Flash die already? #
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” #
@AnglophileA Current 93? Own a couple of their discs, but they always freaked me out. If Satan ever had a band, they would be it. in reply to AnglophileA #
Hooray! All my data DVDs are now organized! #
@AnglophileA Runaways trailer: http://tinyurl.com/yad3s6w in reply to AnglophileA #
Panthers fans: the nightmare is over – Delhomme has been cut. #
“Smashing a brick through a f—–g dude’s window is nothing compared to what I’ve done… I’ve killed people.” #
My iPod just shuffled Usher and Dead Can Dance back to back. Culture shock! #

The Japanese version of "A Secret Wish" with extra tracks? You really CAN download anything you want off the Internet these days! #
@heyred704 What up, girl?? 🙂 #
@heyred704 No tips, but there's this: http://tinyurl.com/n7xqfq #
Sorry for the rash of Facebook notes from me today. I had a plug-in installed on my blog that went crazy. It's been disabled now. #
FX is airing a mini-marathon of "Archer" tonight at 10pm. It's the funniest show you're not watching! Check it out! #
Sounds dirty but it isn't: "You have poked Lisa King". #
Take THAT, Finland! #
@heyred704 Hey – be sure to let us know how it is! Them menu looks AWESOME! in reply to heyred704 #
Sheesh! @aimeemann hates EVERYTHING! #
@heyred704 What's wrong, girl? in reply to heyred704 #
Woot! Almost hockey time! #
Testing! #

Yaaaaaaa! It's Shrove Tuesday! PANCAKES FOR DINNER!!! #
So full! Ate too much enchiladas verdes! #
Tanith Belbin… RAWR!!! #
I'm in a building that has two thousand floors – And when they all fall down, I think you know it's you they're fallin' for… #

Snow again? #
The Olympics can bite my ass. #
People, people… "We Are The World" sucked the first time around! Have you forgotten? #
The Big Ben Pub burnt down; considered a "total loss". #

Anyone else think it's cool that Jesus said "love your enemies", not "don't have enemies"?? #
Not that I really care, but… Go AFC!!! #
This weather sucks… #
Dear Apple: RIM, Palm, Plaxo, Google and dozens of other companies make software that syncs with Outlook without crashing it. Take note. #
"The seediest dive on the wharf, populated with every reject and cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta. It was worse than Detroit." #
Hey Americans… each of us are now $6,000 deeper in debt! THANKS CONGRESS! #