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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-10-23

@LarryJMiller Happy belated birthday, Larry! #
A web developer walked into a bar… but quickly left when he saw the table layout. #
I have just created a new list titled 'Sports' using TweetDeck, follow it here: @jimcofer/sports #
Saw a pic of Kelly Clarkson; thought it was Elton John. Ooops! #
Anyone else just want to punch @piersmorgan in his smug, condescending face? #
@1outside Well, Weaving played a misunderstood cannibal in #Rake #
Wow… Wells Fargo's new signs look like Win 3.1's "Hot Dog Stand" theme: http://t.co/WIViKFTN #
Lisa won porn bingo! I'm so proud! #

Wow! For the first time since December 6, 1982, no team from Florida is in the AP Top 25! GT is #12 Go Jackets! #
Hate the #Pats but lovin' their throwbacks today! #
@AnglophileA Have fun at the show! #
@calman3000 Dude, that's AWESOME! Bet it smells great, too! 🙂 #
So is Occupy Atlanta still going on? Have they started passing out grape Flavor Aid yet? #SeriouslyItsACult #
If you REALLY want to evict the protesters from Zuccotti Park, give 'em trans fats and cigarettes. Bloomberg would have them out in minutes! #
I am the 318th follower of the great @GaryCole_ Woo-Hoo! #

Dumb joke of the day – Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre! #
@informedblackmn TastyKakes are AWESOME! Especialy the butterscotch and peanut butter varieties! #
Hooray! Amanda Knox is free! 🙂 #
R.I.P. Steve Jobs #
Fire up your web browsers! Philip Glenister's new series, #hidden stats in only a couple of hours! 🙂 #
@jenny_wade Happy birthday, pretty lady! 🙂 #
"Do you see yourself more like, as a rapist who does magic, or a magician who also likes to rape?" #TheLeague #
Eating 5 year-old Bimini Bread I found in the freezer yesterday. Still good! #
It's the MOST WONDERFUL day of the year: CHILI COOK-OFF DAY!!!! #
Gameday!! #gojackets #stingem #stingtheturtle #gatech #
There's an guy in a J. Geils Band shirt at the chili cook-off…. #
The New York Times endorsing Occupy Wall Street is like King Louis XVI endorsing the guillotine. #
This years #pmchantillychilicookoff rocked as always! Thanks to #Goose and the gang for another year of chili and fundraising for hospice! #
Another delicious dinner @diamondclt! #

So strange: bright and sunny here, but pouring down rain at Bank of America stadium 15 miles away! #
YES! Jenny is back on #BeingErica #niceboobs #
@steelers I order them from the Steelers website, of course! 🙂 #
Hypothesis: "Mustang Sally" is the worst song ever written. Discuss. #
@wagnerofficial Love ya Jill… but your alma mater GOT STUNG today! #GoJackets #

Who knew Oakland vs Buffalo would be such a great game? #
Hell yes! Go #Steelers #
The Emmys are my Oscars! Go "Mad Men"! #
Congrats to Margo Martindale for her win for #justified #
Congrats to Martin Scorsese for directing #boardwalkempire #
Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! #
Hell yes! #madmen wins again! Yes! Yes! Yes! #
Seriously – why ARE Hollywood celebrities obsessed with cop killers? #TroyDavis #MumiaAbuJamal #
@JeffersonObama hahaha! You're a funny guy! #
@cynthiaboaz haha! That's one funny tweet! #
Wow… these #p2 people are morons! #
Mexico still waiting for answers on Fast and Furious gun program – Los Angeles Times http://t.co/C4BfrM83 #
@Lizardoid Are you going to start riding your bike in front of @AndrewBreitbart's house 20 times a day, too? #
@calman3000 Oh God! I hate that shit! Did an online app for Dollar General – I swear it would be 50 pages on paper! I feel your pain! #
#GiveEmHellTech #GoJackets #THWG #
YES! YES! YES! #GoJackets #UNCSUCKS #THWG #GiveEmHellTech #
We're 4-0, bitches! Gee, what happened the last time #gatech started 4-0? 🙂 #GoJackets #THWG #

@ASeksuFanpage Thursday! #
Auuugh! Where is #UnderbellyNZ C'mon scene! #
» Is LightSquared the New Solyndra? The Case of the Air Force 4-Star and White House Pressure – Big Government http://t.co/WLsBRYTm #
American Jobs Act: job-seekers can sue if they claim to have been discriminated against due to employment status: http://t.co/wkXPGnFR #
@MidwoodBBQ Hey – do you guys do gift cards? #
@chipvanalstyne Dutch Monkey Doughnuts??? NO FAIR! #

Sweet! The BBC has commissioned a third series of #luther #
Yes, iTunes, this is the PERFECT time for a digital music emergency! THANKS, APPLE! #
WHERE can I try a croque auvergnat? #
@1outside Saw this video and thought of you:: http://t.co/Cxnt2qU #
@1outside Your blood didn't boil at the typo in Marshall Lancaster's name? 😉 #
Coming soon to TLC: "I Didn't Know I Was Addicted to Hoarding My Twenty Tiara'd Toddlers!" #
I know it's only WCU, but GT has 625 YARDS of offense in this game? Woo-hoo! #
@TechWhistle TO HELL WITH GEORGIA! #
Happy birthday, Terry Bradshaw! 🙂 #steelers #
I have just created a new list titled 'Steelers' using TweetDeck #
I have just created a new list titled 'GT' using TweetDeck, follow it here: @jimcofer/gt #
How 'bout them dawgs! hehehe! #

"Good morning!" i said to the blue and black lizard that lives on my deck. #
"Scrobbling" is the worst word ever invented. #
@MorganFogarty Did you feel the ground shake just now? Earthquake felt in Belmont, NC! #
RT @Andy_Richter: Got a massage with a "happy ending", which means they gave me a pizza and some car magazines and left me alone. #
If you have to ask, the answer's no: http://t.co/vJ0U67S #
Apple says Steve Jobs resigning as CEO – http://t.co/nEYI9qF #
I read the words "World Mode Code Division Multiple Access (Evolution-Data Optimized Revision A)" and my eyes glazed over. #
Thanks for getting "Rock You Like a Hurricane" stuck in my head, hunny! #

It's Bo time! #
YES! TLC Cancels 'Kate Plus 8'!!! #
@wagnerofficial Wow: Thanks for spoiling it for those of us who are still a few episodes back! :p #
@wagnerofficial STOP IT WITH THE SPOILERS! #
My battery life multiplier: x1.80 with JuiceDefender #Android http://t.co/VPmtzrD #
'You Lie' Rep. was right: http://t.co/V499Zx0 #
Christie to run in 2012? AWESOME! http://t.co/IqSEyyv #
Ouch! Majority of Android OEMs lose Linux distribution rights – Neowin.net http://t.co/GQOkPBd #
Biggest threat to the 3DS and PlayStation Vita? Your smartphone http://t.co/oeEfGIY #
"Seriously, when the going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a CRIMINAL lawyer. You know what I'm saying?" #
It's official – he's a bust! Steelers waive wide receiver Limas Sweed: http://t.co/gZ2rmLL #
Gerard Depardieu urinates in plane cabin after he's refused permission to go to toilet | Mail Online http://t.co/hcQSAMz #
@1outside What's that food pic of? #
@1outside Well that just looks damn delcicous! #
Freakonomics » Reason No. 1,382,992 to Hate Politics http://t.co/CyM5Onf #
@KymArmstrong What up, guuurrrrlll! 🙂 I didn't know you were on the Tweeter! #
Oh my! #
I'm Tweetdeck's bitch… #
OMG – he's dating a 22 year-old with a perfect rack? Yes, that's TERRIBLE honey. #
There's no other way to say it: Firefox for Android sucks. Badly. #
@BretEastonEllis How about BOTH of those songs suck? #electropop forever! #