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• Cleaned my bookshelves, and found a boarding pass for a flight to Cincinnati that I don't remember taking AT ALL. Even a connection. #
• Dammit! The Sims Country Cloggers are closed due to the weather today. NOW what am I gonna do with my Monday? Rage. #
• For the record, I didn't hide Lisa's mp3 player! #
• "No honey… don't watch the BCS Championship! Drink and sing Wham! songs with me!" Borderline rage. #
• There's nothing on "Hoarders" that can't be fixed with five gallons of gasoline and a match. #
• Just voted for VIZIO's 2010 Top Value Performer Award – http://tinyurl.com/ycqcfu6 #VIZIOTVP #
• I can't believe the President of the United States is using a tragedy to politic. This is, literally, repulsive. #
• Ever notice that Rumer Willis looks like Glenn Quagmire? #
• Today's fun fact: The Ravens have never beaten the Steelers when both Roethlisberger and Polamalu play. #
• Today's Fun Fact: Since 2003, the combined score of all Steelers vs Ravens games is 302-302. #
• Drinking Guinness at Smokey Joe's… #
• Hell yes! GO STEELERS!!!!! #
• Dear Falcons: Please play defense. Thanks! #
• "I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play." – Jack Lambert #
• "I look for the Steelers to be the team of the future. Just remember I said that."- Vince Lombardi in 1970 #
• "Hey Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!" #

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• Woo-hoo! Go Steelers! #
• AFC North champs! #
• R.I.P. Pete Postlethwaite #
• Screener season has started! So far, "True Grit" > "The Fighter", with "Black Swan" up next. #
• It's official.. Nancy Pelosi is officially no longer Speaker! #
• I went 157-99 on my NFL Pick 'Em this year. Not too bad, but not great, either. #
• Between the birds and fish dying, the crabs washing up on the beach in the UK and rivers changing colors, I wonder if this is END TIMES! #
• hahahaha! No Luck for Panthers in the upcoming draft: http://tinyurl.com/25nzf3t #
• NFL: Steelers top team for merch; Polamalu has #1 selling jersey this year! GO TEAM! #
• Great. I have a Lonely Island song stuck in my head! #
• Sadly ironic that the press conference about Gabrielle Giffords' condition is coming from TV station KGUN. #
• Man, I didn't think Lisa was being serious when she said she was hibernating this weekend! #

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• Testing – sorry! #
• I *will* finish this Clancy book tonight! #
• After playing with my new Droid phone for a few days, I can only conclude that it's made out of MAGIC! #
• If I hear the music from the iPad commercial one more time… #
• Sad news: Kodachrome is dead http://tinyurl.com/35zpn7u #
• R.I.P. Brenda Starr http://tinyurl.com/324wltk #
• It's official: John Fox is gone. #
• @1outside Why, John Simm, of course! #
• COME ON, UCF! #
• UCF! UCF! UCF! UCF! UCF! #
• As a reminder, since 2008 GT is 26-14 and UGA is 24-15. Plus GT has a conference championship and a BCS bowl bid. #
• Happy New Year, everybody! #
• So… they can play hockey in the snow, but not the rain? #
• Anyone know where to get help with Skype + Droid? #

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• Desawn J of the Eagles runs a punt for a TD, runs DOWN goal line to run out clock. JB: "Smart play", Jim Nantz: "He's showboating again!" #
• Reason #19 Your Car Smells: The lid came off Fluffy's coffin. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Ding fries are done… #
• @alisonbrie That's odd. In my teen jobs, if something odd was to be found in a restroom, it was ALWAYS the ladies room! #
• Thank God Jason Stoogenke is okay! #
• @DrPizza Amen, brother. I CAN'T STAND "drum and guitar" New Order! #
• Thanks, Panthers! 1 more win to go! 🙂 #
• HDCP almost ruined Christmas, but came through with a REPACK of the "Rake" finale! Thanks, guys! #
• Shawn Spencer: "What is the deal with 'One Tree Hill'? I don't… understand it. It's like a poorly executed 'Dawson's Creek'." #
• is still singin' "Galway Bay" #

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• Man, Chad Hennie sucks. #
• Larry Miller is still alive. And the Steelers and Falcons won today, so that's good, too. #
• You know it's cold when you go to a football game and the line for coffee is twice as long as the beer line! #
• Reason #16 Your Car Smells: GRANDPA. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Wow: Carson Palmer has thrown more pick-sixes than Tom Brady has thrown interceptions in 2010! #
• Feelin' so fly like a CZAW SportCruiser #
• Oh my gosh! HOW COULD I have forgotten NASCAR's birthday yesterday? (/sarcasm) #
• Reason #17 Your Car Smells: That hitchhiker in the back seat. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• R.I.P. Blake Edwards #
• IMPORTANT: my ilovemadonna.com address is going awayin 5 days; pls update your address books to my jimcofer.com address. Msg me for details. #
• IMPORTANT: My ilovemadonna.com address is going away; please update your address books to my jimcofer.com address. Msg me for details. #
• Random thought: NASCAR sucks #
• Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh #
• Reason #18 Your Car Smells: PICKLES! (Don’t ask) Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Loco Moco for dinner… Ono! #
• Reason #18 Your Car Smells: PICKLES! (Don’t ask) Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #

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• YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!!!! BEAT THE RATBIRDS!!! Who's in first place in the AFC North, suckers?? YES! YES! #
• R.I.P. Dandy Don… 🙁 #
• Duran Duran's new song is FREE on iTunes here: http://tinyurl.com/23bdupn #
• Sad. Just saw Taylor Nichols (from the Whit Stillman films "Barcelona" and "The Last Days of Disco") in a Time Warner Cable commercial. 🙁 #
• Reason #13 Your Car Smells: Salsa malfunction. Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Reason #14 Your Car Smells: Kitty’s got a secret litterbox. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Woot! Free tickets to the Panthers game this week! GO FALCONS! 😉 #
• GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY! #

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• Whew! GO STEELERS!! #
• Reason #7 Your Car Smells: Grandma’s “quilt collection”. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• RIP Irvin Kershner… director of the best Star Wars film (by far!) #
• Reason #8 Your Car Smells: Tuna breath. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Home from Chattanooga. Total drive time: 8h 16m. Avg. speed 42.8 mph. I HATE torrential downpours… on curvy mountain roads.. in the dark! #
• Reason #9 Your Car Smells: Jack-o-lanterns don’t keep. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Belatedly hanging the Advent calendar… yum! #
• Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand… #
• Last night's #psych was AWESOME! Loved the "Twin Peaks" homage! #
• @wicketsteve I think you missed the joke about the #psych intro music #
• Reason #10 Your Car Smells: Yes, it’s your feet. Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• The Panthers are going through QBs like Spinal Tap goes through drummers! #
• Kids in bars… awesome! Sarcasm. Thanks a hell of a lot, NC smoking ban! #
• OMG! Sir Ed's new jukebox has Saint Etienne! #
• Reason #10 Your Car Smells: Yes, it’s your feet. Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #

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• had a lot of fun with his peeps last night! #
• Feels better now that he’s washed the Milestone off him! #
• Congratulations #CarolinaPanthers .. you have the worst record in #NFL #
• Reason #3 Your Car Smells: That banana you “saved for later”. Enter Conan’s #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Pittsburgh Steelers done wrong by NFL – NFL News | FOX Sports on MSN: http://soc.li/6PvnruO #
• Reason #4 Your Car Smells: It’s haunted by pig farmer poltergeists. Conan’s #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Mystery of song from Mad Men “The Beautiful Girls” SOLVED! “Lonely Girl” by Jay Ramsey! THANK YOU Robert Earle! #
• NOT A SCAM: $3 free credit for Amazon MP3 store. Expires 11/29, one per Amazon account. More here: http://tinyurl.com/3926a5w #
• Sir Edmond Halley’s is back! Wooo-hoooooo! #
• has been busy raping the “free music” section at Amazon MP3. #
• TFLN: “His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format.” #
• Reason #5 Your Car Smells: That clam juice smoothie spill. Enter Conan’s #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweeps @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Fox to cancel “Fringe”, “Lie to Me” and “Human Target”? There goes any reason for me to watch Fox! #
• Love @JohnCleese but why are 95% of his tweets about leaving or returning to Twitter? #
• TODAY ONLY: Amazon MP3 has “Contra” by Vampire Weekend for only $1.99! It’s a damn fine album! http://tinyurl.com/2v8sl9w #
• Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! #
• “Can you look at my PC? My IT guy worked on it for 2 hours and couldn’t fix it.” “I can fix it in less than 15 minutes”. Total time: 11 min. #
• #MSFT just ruined a great product, for stupid reasons. http://tinyurl.com/3254pee #
• Reason #6 Your Car Smells: Who knew loneliness had a smell? Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweeps @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Great dinner with an old friend! #
• “All the way, turtle!” #
• Reason #6 Your Car Smells: Who knew loneliness had a smell? Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweeps @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Album88 was hitting them out of the park last night!!! #

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• Hey look! I'm on FoodNetworkHumor.com: http://tinyurl.com/2dttak6 #
• Dear God… it's 59-21 with 5:19 left in the 3rd quarter! At least the Steelers kinda showed up last night! #
• Kid Rock is preventing his music from being sold on iTunes. To whom should I write to ensure this situation does not change? #
• US airports are now a Constitution-free zone, thanks to the TSA! #
• Free tacos at Jack in the Box today! Woo-hoo! #
• OMG! The TSA is considering exempting MUSLIM WOMEN from body scans! Will the madness ever end? http://tinyurl.com/32ddvyu #
• A £200 overdraft from Lloyd's of London generates £85.95 in fees. That's an APR of 46,450,869%. According to the Daily Mail, anyway. #
• @AllSpiritsEve I'd still be against it, doofus! #
• The Beatles are on iTunes? They've been on Bittorrent for years! #
• How bad is it for the Carolina Panthers? Brian St. Pierre is their starting QB this Sunday. #
• Reason #2 Your Car Smells: Carburetor mouse nest! Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweeps @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Anybody seen Guinness Foreign Extra for purchase here in Charlotte? #
• Ben Gazzara is not dead. #
• Reason #2 Your Car Smells: Carburetor mouse nest! Enter the Chevy Cruze #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweeps @ http://bit.ly/an50kt #
• Gordon Brown: create an economic crisis, then charge £60k a speech to talk about it.. .PROFIT! #
• is not looking forward to next Saturday. 🙁 #
• Berlin is dufte, hauptstadt der DDR #

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• It was close, but I'll take the W! #
• BREAKING: Mystery missile launched from Google headquarters; Skynet becomes self-aware! #
• Thanks and God Bless, Vets! #
• Boooo! AMC cancels "Rubicon": http://tinyurl.com/2bx5m32 #
• Now getting Sepinwall's RSS feed, whichis pure awesomeness! Why oh why did I waste so much time with the new (lame) @TVSquad? #
• Anyone gonna be in the area of 49 & 485 on Saturday? Lisa's working, and I'd like to try Aloha Hawaiian BBQ for lunch. #
• @TikiDarling Too bad "The IT Crowd" is a Channel 4 show, not BBC. #
• SWEET! Go Falcons! Steeler fans everywhere thank you! #
• Madonna's "Like a Virgin" album came out on this date… 26 YEARS AGO! I'm not old! I'm not old! I'm not old! #
• Wade Philips: Fired. Marvin Lewis: Still employed. Ponder. #
• Just saw a '64 Rolls Royce Silver Cloud in Belmont. Unusual. #
• A reminder: Lisa has to work tomorrow, so if anyone would like to meet for lunch at Aloha Hawaiian BBQ on S. Tryon I'm game! #
• A beautiful day, the sunroof open, cranking old Cardigans tunes… nice! #
• Oh joy… another Panthers game on TV tomorrow! #

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