Category: Twitter

• People still use Classmates.com? #
• TODAY ONLY: Free upgrade to Zappos VIP account, includes FREE overnight shipping for life! http://tinyurl.com/39wjktm #
• "The Java Update Installer needs to close the following programs to continue: javaw.exe". Normally only Apple installers fail as badly. #
• [obscure 80s music reference] "Billy… Billy… we just had a baby!" [/obscure 80s music reference] #
• "In December drinking horchata, I'd look psychotic in a balaclava…" #
• I *finally* ditched Photoshop for Paint.NET yesterday! I feel great, and my hard drive feels 956MB lighter! #
• @1outside Thanks for your kind words about my "Mad Men" recaps! I hope you enjoy them! 🙂 #
• Off to Jax! #
• Odd that there's no Jakey D to make fun of Panthers fans with any more… how many "mistakes by the lake" will he throw in CLE this year? #
• Off to Los Archos! #

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• Where is Lawn Guyland? #
• Wait… Laura Schlessinger is still on the air? #
• Latest Wii Fit measurement: 201.5 lbs. COME ON BODY, JUST 1.6 LBS. TO GO! #
• Ah… Apple’s software for Windows STILL sucks. #
• Did you know that Stephen Colbert’s father and two older brothers died in a plane crash in Charlotte? Me either. #
• My man Mike Wallace looked good tonight! 🙂 #

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• Just after five today it will be 5:06:07 08-09-10!!! #
• Quick: name the five NFL teams that aren't named after cities. You have 30 seconds… GO! #
• The best bass line of all time: "Love Hangover" by Henry Davis. Discuss. #
• In other news, Obama approves Shinto temple at Pearl Harbor. #
• "If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free." – O'Rourke #
• "The best government is the one that charges you the least blackmail for leaving you alone.“ – Rudmose-Brown #
• "A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.“ – O’Rourke #
• "Government at its best is a necessary evil, and at its worst, an intolerant one.“ – Paine #
• "What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.“ – Langley #
• "To compel a man to furnish money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical.“ – Jefferson #
• "A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.“ – Murrow #
• "The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.“ – Frank Zappa #

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• What happened to DedicatedTV? #
• Bring back @DedicatedTVnet, you asshole #
• By reading this, you now have the theme song to "3-2-1 Contact" in your head. #
• First Caller ID ruins the fun of a harmless prank… next Skynet decides to destroy all humans. #
• We're #17 We're #17 #
• Why is the anticipation of pain almost as bad as pain itself? #

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• "I can use my expense account if I say they're whores." I missed you SO MUCH, Mad Men! #
• Yaaaa! We're #27 Go USA! http://tinyurl.com/273shg9 #
• R.I.P. Jack Tatum #
• @TikiDarling "Miami Vice" suits? Try Antony Price, dear! in reply to TikiDarling #
• “Maybe that's what life is…a wink of the eye and winking stars.” – Kerouac #
• Just got Madden 2010 for the Wii. First game: PIT 98, CLE 0. I think I'm gonna like this game! #
• is at Big Daddy's Burgers! #
• “If one only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier than other people, and this is always difficul #

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• failed at being a plumber today… 🙁 #
• AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH! Giant black snake under the deck! I wanted to scream like a little girl! #
• Question: Which golf club is best for killing a snake? I like the compactness of a 9 iron, but think the heft of a 5 iron might do better. #
• Anyone up for a game of Mornington Crescent? I'll start: Parsons Green #
• "Adobe Reader Protected Mode… is a new mitigation feature scheduled for the next major version release of Adobe Reader." AMEN!!!! #
• is starting season 2 of "Underbelly"! #
• "The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.” – Sowell #
• has entirely too many remote desktops and virtual machines going on at once! #
• Apple the new world leader in software insecurity: http://tinyurl.com/26t2ceh #
• "One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation." – Reed #
• @rlaw1971 Because Twitter is pointless fun! #
• Thoughts and prayers to the Cowher family on the loss of Kaye! 🙁 #
• Ice cold Diet Dr Pepper? Check! Hawaiian pizza? Check! "Mad Men" season premiere tonight? HELL YEAH! #

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• Congrats Spain – a nation that made millions off the backs of African and South American slaves! #
• Since when does anyone care about @ebertchicago's opinion on anything other than movies? #
• You replaced Jesus with Jenny McCarthy and Kevin Trudeau… and you're HAPPY about it? Seriously? Sorry if you can't hear over my laughter! #
• People somehow take Keith Olbermann seriously as a talking head, even though he's not much smarter than Terry Bradshaw. #
• "Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless." – Friedman #
• 9 beers + a shot of rye + sunshine = sleepy #
• #antivax parents are the lowest form of life on Earth. Yes, even child molesters are better than you. #
• "If you are not prepared to use force to defend civilization, then be prepared to accept barbarism" – Sowell #
• "Naked man running on highway, his prosthetic leg on fire"! Story here: http://tinyurl.com/2ftv77y #
• "Every socialist is a disguised dictator." – von Mises #
• Yaaaa! Go NL! #
• I just realized that Sandra Oh looks like Scottie Pippen! #
• Another UK Headline: "Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend at gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar" #
• "Right you are, Ken!" #
• Heads-up: Roxy Music will be performing on tonight's final "Friday Night with Jonathan Ross"! #
• A band you haven't thought of in 15 years: Combustible Edison #
• Half price burgers and fries at Catawba Grill – YUM!!!! #
• made Lisa proud by doing an air guitar solo (with tremolo action!) to Heart's "What About Love"… in the middle of Lowe's! #

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• Wow! A producer from NatGeo emailed me about one of my Science Blog posts! I'm a celebrity superstar! #
• @terrinh73 LeBron isn't important? From the girl who's all about the World Cup? :p in reply to terrinh73 #
• @pecannelog Re: Thrillerdome Seriously? Is this a woosh? in reply to pecannelog #
• Random fact: Brian Eno's full name is Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno. #
• Why did I buy Eno's "Ambient 1" on cassette back in 1986, but only got Ambient 2, 3 and 4 this week? Why the 24 year gap? #
• Man, the Oranje Army is OUT IN FORCE, huh>? #

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• @markmaser And maybe it's because #Symantec and #McAfee products suck? in reply to markmaser #
• Ah… nice to see that iTunes can crash Outlook 2010 as well as it crashed Outlook 2007. Well done, Steve Jobs! #
• is at the Knights game… Nice night for baseball! #
• Thanks to Marcia and Allen for the "suite" tickets last night! 🙂 #
• Why, oh WHY, must I reboot after updating Adobe Reader? #
• "Naomi Campbell subpoenaed in war crimes case" What the hell?? #
• Of course I dozed off after dinner… I ate FOUR ITALIAN BEEF SANDWICHES! #
• is being driven to the brink of madness by what should be a simple web browser request! #
• is at Friday Night Live in B-town! #
• Happy Birthday, America! Enjoy your civil rights and liberties… what's left of them! #

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• "Then we'll be dead, yet still alive… like Leonard Cohen!" #
• "Beep beep beep… oh no heavy, the coins keep coming out. Beep beep beep… even the telephone hates me. Beep beep beep… I wish there wer #
• "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence…" #
• "That's a really negative way to kill yourself you know. Like, I've tried that hundreds of times… there's no way you can hammer in
  the las #
• "There will be no chaise lounge where you're going, my friend!" #
• "Voice of youth?! They're still wearing flared trousers!" #
• Free La Roux download! Use code F21LAROUX4 when prompted. No sign-up required! http://tinyurl.com/3a5jxkr #
• I am the only person who is SICK AND TIRED of that STUPID African chant in the WC coverage? #
• Congrats to UGA grad John Isner for winning the longest match in Grand Slam history. Your university still sucks, though. #
• Yaaaa! My new passport's here! I can flee the country now! #
• Dear #ups delivering a much-needed computer part at 18:38 isn't really an option. Thanks! #
• "This World Cup is like World War II. The French surrender early, the Italians are useless, the Americans arrive late and the English are le #
• I love Outlook 2010 so much I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant! #
• And now back your your regular sports… #
• Finally saw "Avatar". It's a beautiful movie, but so childish and simplistic that I actually ended up pulling for the humans. #
• IRONY ALERT: Tony Blair's smoking ban kills pub where Tony Blair's political career started: http://tinyurl.com/2b89z6m #

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